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Sasha

We have to go back through the portal whence we came before the visiting panda with the antlers arri

About Me

"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! "

My Interests

Wizards, Skulls, Dragons, Unicorns, The Sphinx, Leather, Chaps, Cowboys, Underwater Panthers, Fishing and Hunting, Stickers, Colouring Books,Metal Haikus,Gnomes, Air Brushed Full Sized Vans, Scooters, Shag Carpets, Velvet Elvis's, Bandanas, Mullets, VHS and Cassette tapes and exotic fruit.

I'd like to meet:

Roger Rabbit or Lloyd Dobler.

Music:

So in no particular order, here is my list: The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Beulah, The Rolling Stones(pre-Tattoo You), The Minders, The Velvet Underground, Dusty Springfield, Bruce Springsteen, Belle & Sebastian, Aretha Franklin, Otis Redding, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Wilco, The Byrds, Gram Parsons, Old 97's, Ryan Adams, Spoon, Carole King, The Kinks, The Zombies, Blur, The Cars, Blondie, The Police, The Cure, Joy Division, The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Buddy Holly, Doves, Donovan, Ed Harcourt, Elliott Smith, Emmit Rhodes, The Everly Brothers, The Faint, The Walkmen, The Jam, Pulp, Suede, The Jayhawks, Kings of Leon, Lucksmiths, T-Rex, My Morning Jacket, Van Morrison... There's more, but I think I'll stop now.

Movies:

I have to start with the big two. The most profoundly important movies of my life - Dirty Dancing and Grease. Trainspotting, Wes Anderson's movies, Sophia Coppola's movies, THE trilogy (Look Who's Talking, Look Who's Talking Too, and Look Who's Talking Now), Almost Famous, Say Anything, Twin Peaks - Fire Walk with Me, Clockwork Orange, Johnny Dangerously, Stand By Me, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, Cry Baby, Hairspray, The Big Chill, Annie Hall, Drop Dead Fred, Four Weddings and a Funeral, When Harry Met Sally, Spinal Tap, Rosemary's Baby so on and so forth.

Television:

Arrested Development, Absolutely Fabulous, Freaks and Geeks, Dead Like Me, Family Guy, Scrubs, House, Gilmore Girls, Undeclared, MXC, The Simpsons, Clone High, Mission Hill, Scooby-Doo, The Smurfs, Kid Video, Buffy, Daily Show and apparently I don't get out much anymore

Books:

I prefer hard cover, they're harder to ruin and they look so pretty when not in use. Oscar Wilde, Roald Dahl, Irvine Welsh, Thomas Merton, T.S. Elliott, Robertson Davies, John Irving, A.S. Byatt, Alexander McCall Smith, S.E. Hinton, Alexandre Dumas, J.D. Salinger, ee cummings, William Carlos Williams, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut...

Heroes:

Wonder Woman, Yoda, Jughead, Jennifer Grey, Joan Collins and Astrid.

My Blog

The Rules: No 11

Loyal Readers, I am back. You see, the thing with writing rules is you can not be breaking any while writing any. I mean imagine Moses (aka Charlton 'NRA' Heston) heading down the mountain while simul...
Posted by Sasha on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

Haikus

Loyal Readers, I have been lazy. Very lazy. I have brought great shame to my family. I hope you will be pleased with my offering. Haikus written with my haiku writing partner X. Pantera inspired:...
Posted by Sasha on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST

Part 8: Someone's in the Kitchen with a Flashlight.

We had chinese food, and we were enjoying a post dinner smoke when we saw someone poking around in the kitchen with a flashlight. What the fuck? So we stare for a minute. It's my Mom's roomate, checki...
Posted by Sasha on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:40:00 PST

Part 7: A Real Burger.

The Amsterdam fiasco has left us with a little more money. So we went to Camden Town again for some retail therapy. We sought out deals like truffle hunting pigs. I bought a pair of Docs for 10 pounds...
Posted by Sasha on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:48:00 PST

Part 6: How Much? Each?

Apparently, it costs more to get to Amsterdam than it costs to fly in from Toronto. I shit you not. The cheapest we could come up with was 250 pounds. Which is like two b'zill in Canadian dollars. Soa...
Posted by Sasha on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:18:00 PST

Part 5: Henry and the Family Jewels

I ate black pudding today. Traditional English breakfast, with beans and eggs and toast and bacon (like a back bacon) and black pudding. I ate it, it was delicious, and I do know how its made. Speakin...
Posted by Sasha on Mon, 08 May 2006 04:18:00 PST

Part 4: S&X Dragon Slayers.

We fought a dragon, we have pictures. Today was Portobello Road and Hammersmith. I bought a scarf and Mom and X haggled a really sweet beadspread for me. It shimmers. So that's cool. We wandered aroun...
Posted by Sasha on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:03:00 PST

Part 3: Pip the Plague Rat

The batlle between S&X and the Industrial revolution rages on. After walking around and taking tubes for hours, it is as if you are covered in a fine mist of bacon fat and soot. We made a pilgrima...
Posted by Sasha on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:16:00 PST

Part 2: Residue: Jamaicans Hate Tatoos

S&X met the Industrial Revolution today. I will explain later. First, we wandered around London. Today we saw Picadilly Circus, Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square, The Globe Theatre, a pirate ship...
Posted by Sasha on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:54:00 PST

The European Adventures of S&X: The Steaming Hot Pepsi

We arrived at Pearson with time to spare, checked in for for our flight and it turns out the bitch was late. Like three hours late. So we found a smoking pit at the airport and chilled out high school...
Posted by Sasha on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:21:00 PST