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About Me

Fontaine: I want to sleep until I'm 18
Euan: And I want to protect you from all the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune until you feel like you want to wake again.
Fontaine: To sleep perchance to dream, Euan!
Euan: You have dreams enough for ten men
Fontaine: Was that dirty?
Euan: Actually, you are dreams enough for ten male age peers.
Euan: Although the 'being dreams' line had an edge that required getting the 'men' in it changed to 'male age peers'.
Euan: You're just the sort of girl who, in her more energetic phases, is the able to take arms against her sea of troubles.
Euan: And by opposing, end them.

My Interests

love annd peacee

words, coffee, thinking, theatre, film.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that's worth it all.

Music:

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
Theyll burn down the synagogues at six oclock
And well all go along like before

Movies:

-la vie en rose
-pan's labryinth
-barefoot contessa
-dawn of the dead
-evil dead i, ii
-army of darkness
-it's all about eve
-marie antoinette
-amelie!
-eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
-moulin rouge!
-pink flamingoes
-gigi
-rebecca
-night of the living dead
-i heart huckabees
-five miles to midnight
-from dusk till dawn
-ghost world
-fargo
-boondock saints
-anchorman
-american beauty
-four rooms
-psycho
-freaks
-it happened one night

Television:

is hands down one of the most underrated '70s bands ever.

Books:

-streetcar named desire
-tintin!
-invisible monsters
-fahrenheit 451
-the crucible
-the bell jar
-perks of being a wallflower
-one flew over the cuckoo's nest
-catcher in the rye
-death of a salesman
-candide
-where the wild things are
-interview with the vampire
-kafka on the shore
-oxford book of japanese short stories
-high fidelity
-hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world
-prozac nation
and almost anything by:
-tolstoy
-shakespeare
-solzhenitsyn
-nabokov
-vonnegut
-chekhov
-dostoevsky
-orwell

Heroes:

my best friend. my sister.

i've known this girl since birth. all the crazy schemes and plans that i've come up with have stemmed from something or other that we've already done. from breaking couches in 5th grade in hopes of flying, to working through our bizarre obsessions, to divorces and sickness and hospital trips-we've been through literally every little thing in our lives together. and she's coming back to philly in june.

My Blog

I wish I had that youth symbol again: Braces.

End of freshmen year, the day before my fifteenth birthday, and I got my braces off. Wonderful? Nope.The braces were the warning sign for the guys that thought I was of age. They screamed, "WHOA WHOA ...
Posted by Fontaine™ on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

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I want my gay friends to be able to come out and be accepted, and rejoiced.I want my depressed friends to find solace in the fact that they are getting help and medicine.I want my brothers and sisters...
Posted by Fontaine™ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:03:00 PST

Project Runway, the Musical. Starring: SANTINO

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Posted by Fontaine™ on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST

but why?

Ah, the MySpace picture. There are many ways to detect this particular type of shot. There’s that angle from way up, so that you can pretty much see down the shirt, not see the arm taking the sh...
Posted by Fontaine™ on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST

Daddy Darling

It might be mean that whenever my dad suggests I look at Jersey colleges I play dumb so he has to admit my parents spent all the money that was supposed to go into an account for my education. ...
Posted by Fontaine™ on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:55:00 PST

Homeless

I guess you could say I’m moving this summer. Whenever it comes up, I don’t know how to explain that to people. How do you explain that you’re moving back into the house that you liv...
Posted by Fontaine™ on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:26:00 PST

things, things, things, life is full of things and yet nothing.

Since the 7th grade I’ve been stuck in this cycle of classic punk and girlie-hippie shit.I constantly change my appearance because 1)I get tired of myself, and 2)I’m terrified others will ...
Posted by Fontaine™ on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:59:00 PST

idle worship.

Posted by Fontaine™ on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:59:00 PST

The Gauntlet of Solitude

1. If I looked ON your bed, what would I find?Pillows, clothes, and Hornby's "High Fidelity".2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or clo...
Posted by Fontaine™ on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:30:00 PST

alex’s reaction to two girls one cup.

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Posted by Fontaine™ on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:03:00 PST