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Love, Jon

not your "type" since 1982!

About Me

some people call me "weird" or "crazy" or "funny" or "heartbreaker" or "cute" but don't let that fool you. i'm just a no-nonsense, wears-my-heart-on-my-sleeve, tell-you-exactly-how-i-feel kinda guy. just as long as everything is planned; i'm not one to be spontaneous or lay around for something to happen. i like being honest in that "jokeingly" way.. and sometimes i like to let my feelings bottle up until i explode.
between the hours of 8-5, mon-fri i adjust claims. it's crazy and fun, but it's lead me to have a pessimistic outlook on life. i have this fear that i won't live up to my potential, never really 'experience' life, and waste my youth. i disguise it by trying my best to make you see just how unique a person YOU are. (and making an occasional drunk video.) truth is, i'm very quaint and humble, jaded, admit when i'm wrong, and quick to spot your red flags.
i'm probably the best friend you could ever have. i dance around.. at grocery stores, sing along to the radio in my jetta, go out drinking on the weekends and watch reality tv- all while trying to hide my receding hairline.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the cast of Ghost Hunters, designated drivers, people to practice my Spanish with, other intermediate dart players, Tarot card lovers, and other hypocrites like me.when it comes to love.. i'm pretty much giving up there. see, a gypsie cursed me to be single, FOREVER. ::rolls eyes::
Videos!

Music:

Come Baby Come - K7

Television:

The Office, Reno 911, Bones, Paranormal State, Big Brother!, ANTM, Ghost Hunters, The Soup, Chelsea Lately, Eureka, Scare Tactics, It's Always Sunny, The Life & Times of Tim, TrueBlood, Dexter!

Heroes:

Jessica Moore, Sarah Hyland, Jon La Jolie

My Blog

part time

so i've been thinking about taking up a part-time job. things that are stopping me: i hate working the 40+ hours NOW, let alone working more. i'd lose any social life i may have. i wouldn't have en...
Posted by Love, Jon on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:36:00 PST

i blame David for this blog! (craigslist.com)

sometimes i don't sleep very well. i partially blame my roomies for getting up at the ASS CRACK OF DAWN to go to the gym or the dogs barking. sometimes i hear a hooptie go by, blasting some "music" or...
Posted by Love, Jon on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:43:00 PST

so today was... interesting

::smiles::when i woke up.. i was in a "i will destroy you, let me dance my solo in my car and don't cut me off or i will pull this car OVER and fuck you up" mood. and you know.. i just make the best o...
Posted by Love, Jon on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:20:00 PST

funny story

when i get to know someone...i do it, "detective style." i had finished telling a guy what i did for a living. (claims adjuster.)i asked him what he did. "i also work in insurance.." but that was too ...
Posted by Love, Jon on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:34:00 PST

jon and lampanelli!

Just wanted to give a HUGE thanks to Nicole for inviting me along to see Lisa Lampanelli!  I had the most fun that night! (Me, Jennie, Nicole!) ...
Posted by Love, Jon on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:10:00 PST

jon, a john, an old lady, and a fat dog that couldnt walk

as you know, i routinely ride my bike from my house, 7.5 miles through downtown Tampa, to the end of Bayshore, then the 7.5 mile roundtrip back. if you didn't know, now you do. but, today was differen...
Posted by Love, Jon on Thu, 01 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

celebration

while at the beach with 2 dear friends, i made a discovery.it was about and inch and a half long, greyish/silverish/white in color..and was growing out of my chest. at first i thought that this g...
Posted by Love, Jon on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:01:00 PST

if you know what i’m saying?

Dear Jon La May, I have studied your behavior, I've taken a poll.. I've made pie charts and graphs.. and have completed a 25-year psychoanalysis as to why you're.. "unlucky."  Are you sitting dow...
Posted by Love, Jon on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

scavenger hunt dream

so last night i had a weird dream.i can’t remember the faces or anything except the following. i was in a scavenger hunt against several other people. i felt an "urgency" to get everything on my...
Posted by Love, Jon on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST

The Return of Saturn

This blog is motivated by about 3 or 4 of my friends coming up on or just celebrating their 28th birthdays. Most of my friends sorta? believe in astrology so let me give you a brief Astrology 101 and ...
Posted by Love, Jon on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST