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Schmurystal

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

About Me



My Interests

- drawing - painting - my cat Ubi - murder/mysteries - baking - cooking - swimming - heated pools - tattoos - dressing up cats - horror movies (the cheesier the better) - rubber ducks- people watching - red headed sluts (drink or shot) - singing in the car – dancing in the shower - old b/w photos - road trips - going to a good punk rock show - good books - people who retain useless knowledge - swings and hammocks - the color burgundy - oatmeal cookie ice cream -sarcasm & wit- things that are monochromatic - Key West mini vacations - corduroy - random quotes - zombie art- doing the robot - play doh- pegasus' -strawberries- pretty girls - being barefoot - the smell of cookies - saturday mornings in bed - mojito's in miami - Guitar Hero - taking pictures - Fall - the bakery that isn't

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I'd like to meet:


"Sure", they said "your cupcakes are good, Chrystal, but you really should have had one of Hunsberger's Red Velvet cakes"...

Movies:

They Live, Dawn of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Transformers, Super Troopers, Eurotrip, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Big Lebowski, Amelie, Office Space, Spinal Tap, Willy Wonka (the original), Boondock Saints, Braveheart, A Clockwork Orange, Goodfellas and anything featuring John Cusack (except that movie about Cats and Dogs and the one where they all have the same birthdays and are being killed. Those were dumb).

Television:

Ninja Warrior, CSI Vegas, Sex and the City, Weeds, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Arrested Development, Dexter, Dirty Jobs and House

Books:

Some of my favorite authors...Max Brooks (World War Z), Chuck Palahniuk (Choke, Survivor, Lullaby, Rant, Invisible Monsters), Augusten Burroughs (Running With Scissors, Sellevision, Magical Thinking, Dry), David Sedaris (Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim, Naked), Kalle Lasn (Culture Jam), Mary Roach (Stiff, Bonk), Mitch Albom (Tuesdays With Morrie, Five People You Meet In Heaven), Jeff Lindsay (Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter) Steven Colbert (I Am America And So Can You)

Heroes:

"Lost love is still love...it takes a different form, that's all. You can't see their smile or bring them food or tousle their hair or move them around on the dance floor. But when those senses weaken, another heightens. Memory. Memory becomes your partner. You nurture it. You hold it. You dance with it. Life has to end...love doesn't".

joanna krupa.. she's soooo hot...not my hero... but damn hot.

My Blog

..that's when the whores come out..

outside dicey's can't keep the tongue insidemore tongues you say? hmm...it's always my face that fucks it up...
Posted by Schmurystal on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:25:00 PST