Why Tequila is EVIL |
Tequila is not your friend. Tequila is your enemy. A Herald of Woe, Tequila is Satan's Hyena.I shall explain.When you drink Tequila, it's never the first spirit to be ingested. First there's beer, pos...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:38:00 PST |
3 Queens |
Satan is a pussy... when compared to his Ho.She is the essence of evil, and Satan can only look on in awe.She is the cause of everything you hate in this world, everything you despise, everything you ...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST |
On the subject of football... |
...all I can say is: GO PACKERS!!
Posted by Jon on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:48:00 PST |
Bow to the god of the Internets |
After going far too long without an internet connection, I have finally crossed the barrier to happiness and am proud to say that yes, the grass is indeed greener over here.I'm really looking forward ...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:44:00 PST |
Dont be the fool... |
Everyone does it. It's all around us. It's a convention the world has embraced as an unwavering path to success. A way to get ironclad results. Yet, it is a ruse. A falsehood. In its very essence, it ...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST |
Survey for the sake of spontaneity |
1. Where were you an hour ago?In bed, dreaming of ...2. Who will be your next kiss?I got this thing with Jennifer Garner tomorrow. Such a busy schedule.3. What kind of deodorant do you use?Old Spice. ...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:37:00 PST |
A Tale of Two Soups |
Gather 'round, children, and I'll tell you a tale. A tale full of action and chivalry, a tale of deception and debauchery. Get yourselves comfortable and snug in your chair, for you will be taut on it...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:47:00 PST |
Dream Theater is like... |
Eating hard-shell crab.It takes patience to get through the tedious stuff, but once you get to the juicy insides, OOOOOHH BABY!!!!!There's a reason why Dream Theater is widely recognized as one of the...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST |
Got a minute? |
Oh, hello there.Thought I'd let you in on a little secret...I'm preparing a new podcast with a couple of my buddies. We'll have some beers and gab our little hearts out, mostly about movies, music, St...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:34:00 PST |
Drove your Chevy to the levy lately? |
So long as the Chevrolet brand name exists, they will continue to feature the song "American Pie" in just about every single ad they produce.It's a lovely bit of torture, I must say.Damn you, Mr. McLe...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:22:00 PST |
