Get Munked?? |
Are you sure about that? Is anyone else as suspicious of this Alvin and the Chipmunks movie as I am?Not the movie itself so much, it seems a bit of harmless, rape-of-my-childhood, family fun, and ano...
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:29:00 PST |
like i need a hole in the head. |
I suddenly feel that I could fall madly in love with someone on the street for a few seconds. This is how people get hit by buses. I wonder how long it will take.
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST |
Question... |
What do you call it when a team of mad scientists kidnaps your brain while you're sleeping and injects it with a plastic resin that takes 48 hours to harden while beaming images of howler monkey matin...
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST |
Travel |
So...I hate air travel.for all the same reasons that everyone else does.but when said air travel takes me to a place that is supposed to be this sub-tropical paradise...and I get off the plane and it'...
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:56:00 PST |
FUCK |
Grrrrrrrr....OK, so it was bound to happen again sometime...But god dammit, it sucks. Was riding to work this morning, when at the (red) light at milwaukee and western, Mr. Jackass decided to change l...
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:20:00 PST |
some things |
Just clearing some space in the attic.nothing terribly important.-where's my giant robot death machine? -for that matter, where's my flying car?-graduation.-hilarious silent encounters with ex-girlfri...
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST |
everything falls faster than a subject line... |
over the past year i have asked myself one question over and over again which has, as most of you know, driven me to my frequent (to borrow a phrase) "saltiness";Will there ever be a time when I am ab...
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:58:00 PST |
subject lines are stealing my pancakes. one by one. |
There is no excuse for this. I feel like a self-infected leper. not that I don't get out every now and again, it just seems that my life, for the most part, involves no one else...and every time someo...
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:44:00 PST |
Shit. |
Why the hell am I still awake?
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:49:00 PST |
Q: do you know how hard it is to draw a person juggling? |
A: really freakin hard...especially on a touch-pad mouse. stupid laptops. Oh, shit. now I've done it. I've gone and badmouthed my computer. Now it's going to break again. Whatever. Right. I've ...
Posted by Esprit de L'escalier on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:56:00 PST |
