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Guns don't kill people, Weston kills people

About Me

My name is Weston White, but you may know me as John Shneenkerwilfer the Third. Then again, you may not know me at all. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure. Anyways, I am a member of the national club "Save the Llamas". We are a group with a main goal to help conserve our world's forests. We meet monthly the first and second week of June behind Mcdonald's. I also actively participate in many other clubs including Japenese Pride, The Red Dwarf Club, and the PTA. I enjoy apple sauce on my crackers, and snickers (pronounced sneakers) on my bread. I don't fly blue flags out my backside, but if I did, it would be on the left side. That's the crip side you know. I am a firm believer that I am the most amazingly amazing talented person in the whole intire everything. That's not my opinion, it's the facts. Hey... I don't make the rules, I just enforce them, then go make some more. I once fell asleep during the Iowa test, scratch that, twice. Well... I can't think of anything else pointless enough to go in my about me except....... Don't forget to turn the oven off.
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My Interests

Baseball, hang gliding, surfing, free-style bmx, boxing, snow boarding,speed skating, and taxidermy.
Which Judge are you on American Idol?


Randy
You are really hungry.
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gothic/ punk

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Music:

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Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spaceballs, Crouching Kitty... Hidden Lizard(made by Avery, Bynum, and me), and any other stupid movie.
You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!
Come on, he doesn't wear pants!
And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

Television:

I'm becoming fond of The Office thanks to Bruce. You know... Dunder Mifflin, Steve Carell, A Benihana Christmas... all those good things about it. Future Dwight

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Books:

I read em' too fast to write about em'.

Heroes:

Mrs. Debra Siegler, Doug Harlan, and Venom. What's that? Did you say Venom isn't a hero? Why didn't anyone tell me sooner? Now I just look like a complete idiot that knows nothing about anything. Gosh, you just ruined my life.
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My Blog

The Adventures Of Weston And His Many Names (including Weston) #13

Hello Hello, Weston's amazing life has been going in full speed since the last chapter in his life! No time for blogs! Baseball has started, he's had McDonald's (at least 20 times), and he's became mo...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:24:00 PST

The Adventures Of Weston And His Many Names (including Notsew) .12

Once upon a time (Feb.15, 2007 to be exact), the BMS FCCLA(Family, Career, and Community Leaders of America) went to a meeting at Valley View. They sat through the whole thing, itching for it to be ov...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Adventures Of Weston And His Many Names (including Weston Vs. The Trashman) .11

Yes... that's right. Weston vs. The Trashman. You can't forget Matt though, cause he was there too. What a glorious battle it was. Snow balls flying through the air. Caught in the crossfire of th...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

The Adventures Of Weston And His Many Names (including The Weston) .10

As we progress farther into Weston's life, we learn new things all the time. He and Paul will be together once again in Little Rock a week from two hours. Interesting, huh? Yes, I know it is. He is go...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

The Adventures Of Weston And His Many Names (including We-We-We-Weston) .9

Oh my... a new subway sandwhich. Did I hear that correctly? Yes, you did. Does Weston eat the regular ham? No, I strayed from the path of the ham and got an Italian BMT... which was very good. Even th...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:02:00 PST

The Adventures Of Weston And His Many Names (including Is This Weston?) .8

Is this Weston? Did he see a big fight through a big window while at quiz bowl? Was the fight at the bus place? Was it a boy and a girl? Was it awesome? Did four cops come? Did a guy get his shirt rip...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:49:00 PST

The Adventures Of Weston And His Many Names (including Weston The Purple Dinosaur) .7

Wake up...Myspace...Paint the bathroom...Myspace...Eat subway...Myspace...Watch tv... Myspace...Read... Myspace...Eat... Wal-mart... Myspace. AKA... Weston's Day. Alas, this chapter in Weston's life c...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

The Adventures Of Weston And His Many Names (including The Crazy White Boy) .6

Once again, Weston is trying to get a hold of Alexis on the tele. He called... and called... then called some more. Is she out of town? Has her phone messed up? Has a band of rabid-middle-aged-mutant-...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:43:00 PST

The Adventures of Weston and His Many Names (including Kung Fu Master Weston) .5

As you may have noticed, Weston's life is becoming more exciting lately. You would only have noticed this if you look at his blogs though. They are coming faster and faster. Tonight, he may go to the ...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST

The Adventures of Weston and His Many Names (including W to the eston) .4

Weston, the helpful person he is, just made Tyler Swanson an e-mail and a myspace. Yes, you should add him, even though he is a little weird. His e-mail is [email protected]. What does Tyler do to...
Posted by Weston(is)#1 on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST