Life, init.
I'd like to meet:
Ladies and Gentlemen. What a rarity these days.
Movies:
Mr. Creosote Explodes
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Television:
Comedy and documentaries.
Books:
As far as novels are concerned, I am a very fussy person. So not many books I have read please me. My favorite book is one called "A likeness" by sonia overall. I bloody love historical novels.
Heroes:
Tricky Linguistics
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Banana Defense
This is generally where People write "my friends r my heroes coz I love u so much like like u guys r great like where would i be without u like omg i love u all like, my friends r the best in the world." I'm here to say, that my friends; are utter shite, You are all, literally, the faeces on my shoe. Not the dirt. The faeces. Why? because you are all the most affected , turgid, uppity, vainglorious, imperious, inflated, overblown, booby headed, pontifical, portentous, presumptuous, bloated, conceited, egotistic, flatulent, high-flown, highfalutin, hoity-toity, pretentious, puffed up, puffy, self-centred, self-important, selfish, boastful, bombastic, showy, sonorous, stuck-up, flaunting, fustian, grandiloquent, supercilious, grandiose, magisterial, magniloquent, narcissistic, orotund, ostentatious, overbearing idiots known to man. I guess that’s why we get on. But we must also take into consideration that opposites attract. I hope one day I am rid of u. And then I can meet u at a reunion. A decade later. And laugh.
