David - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm quirky and nerdy. I say whatever is on my mind, most of the time. Not that anything on my mind is vulgar or anything, it's just really random and stuff. How random you ask!? Well, I'm starting to draw a comic about robots working at Starbucks and the adventures of the people working there, and how stupid people are. After mentioning this to my assistant manager, on my lunch,I made a robot box suit out of cardboard boxes from our order. It was the best thing, ever.
Aaaanyway, My name is David, I'm 22. Deep inside, I'm a closet emo, but for the appearance sake, I'm always in a good mood. Especially at work when I have to remake that Quad Venti Soy x-tra hot upside down caramel machiatto, for the 3rd time cause it's not hot enough. Or when someone orders 4 Venti Soy Cappuchino's and wonder why they are so light! Cause they are f'n cap's, Freakin' know what you're paying 4 dollars for.
Oh what's even better, is when someone orders a Mocha Frappuchino, a blended ice drink. And they walk away with a hot Mocha and get mad at us, cause they are the idiots who took someone elses drink.
My 2 Favorite Drinks:
Iced Soy Chai Latte, cause they are so easy to make and so delicious.
Iced Venti Black Tea Lemonade, with 7 pumps of Melon. Mmmm....
I have plans for the rest of my life, but they're complicated, please ask, kkthnxbai.

My Interests

I'm currently playing:

Earth Defense Force 2017 (Xbox 360)

Recently Beaten:
Your mom (Your Bed)

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World of Warcraft Characters:
Pram

I'd like to meet:

My friends.

Music:

Bands I've Recently Heard About:
Steven Lynch
Dragon Force
Bowling for Soup

Bands that I Really Enjoyed:
Bad Religion
The Vandals
Reel Big Fish
Green Day
Eve 6
Flogging Molly
Tenacious D
Blink 182

I'm getting into more music, please introduce me to some. I prefer funny songs.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Space Balls, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, Donnie Darko, Three Amigos, The Jerk, The Producers, Fight Club, Office Space, V for Vendetta, Dogma, Mall rats, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Finding Nemo, Napolean Dynamite, Bruce Almighty, National Lampoon's Van Wilder.

Television:

What's TV?

Books:

Who needs reading? I only need a large vocabulary for no reason.

Fake vocabularies work too.

Heroes:

Nikki, thank you for being my cousin.
Dawn, thanks for understanding my insanity.
Melissa, thanks for coping with my insanity.

My Blog

Motorcycle blog, maybe.

ZX6R Top speed = 153 mph0-60 in 3.2 sec.1/4 mile 10.84fuel mileage 39 mpghorsepower 100.3@12550 rpmtorque 43.1 @ 11850 rpm414 dry wightThat's what I'm told what it can do, from a magazine. Basically, ...
Posted by David on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:00:00 PST

Un-Epix Fall

Yesterday about, noonish. I fell off my motorcycle going at about 15-20 mph. I am fine, I have a scraped knee, and and a extremely sprained ankle. I can't walk without crutches.I was on my way home fr...
Posted by David on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

Where I am today.

I'm lying on a couch in San Diego where the couch creaks everytime I breathe. I woke up here. This room, filled with tiki artifacts, is unsettling. An elderly woman who lives here comes onto me and p...
Posted by David on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:44:00 PST

Aggression at work

I've been getting angry too often these days. I think the SBUX has gotten to me. Under my skin, I used to shrug everything off, now things just bother me. What has changed? I don't know. I'll think ab...
Posted by David on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:11:00 PST

3:00am Haiku

Somebody, love me.With all your heart, andWith your soul.
Posted by David on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:11:00 PST

A ride of Epic Proportions.

This will be one of those things, I can tell me kids I did when I was young. A ride of epic proportions.I'm going to attempt to qualify for the SaddleSore 1000 & Bunburner 1500.SaddleSore 1000 - 1...
Posted by David on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:59:00 PST

Resistance(Sinfest.net) on Religion

I'm thinking about starting a religion which is the exact same as Christianity, same book, same story, same rituals. Heaven, hell, sin, salvation, all that good stuff. The only difference would be tha...
Posted by David on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:46:00 PST

Mornings

I want to go back to only working mornings.
Posted by David on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:12:00 PST

Work Rant

God damn it, if I don't start feeling less emo soon. I'm going to snap.If I'm such a good friend, if I'm such a good person, when will I get my cake and eat it too?Or maybe the few bad things I do, fa...
Posted by David on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

A beast from within!

I'm happy. But I'm not at the same time. Something is wrong. Or am I just making trouble?
Posted by David on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:46:00 PST