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kelly

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your mother. then maybe i wont make so many crude jokes about her. ;) Layout made by iTALiANA BELLA at CreateBlog.com .

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heyheyyouyou i kinda hate avril lavigne now

  www.autismspeaks.com   Did you know& i have three brothers and two of them are autistic? 1 in 150 children is diagnosed with autism 1 in 94 boys is on the autism spectrum 67 children a...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 13:31:00 GMT

i tend to like people with my name

FUN FACTS ABOUT THE IRISH by Frank J. * Ireland was founded in 6,000 B.C. when one Francis O'Brien woke up with an hangover and exclaimed, "Where the fook am I?" * The ancient history of Ireland inv...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 22:28:00 GMT

i wasn't stalking i swear

FUN FACTS ABOUT LIBERALS By Frank J. * Liberals hate people who are not open minded. Open minded is defined as thinking just like they think (otherwise you're evil). * The major diet of the liberal is...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 22:26:00 GMT

beer can save your life

Beer Can Save Your Life A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:53:00 GMT

making compromise artistic

when i move into it, my gramps can keep his computer room mint green. I get to paint the ceiling. :)
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 21:39:00 GMT

why are shaped macncheese so much better?

4/1 it's time for some major changes.
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 15:23:00 GMT

over the hills and far away

Finish the sentence:My ex is ...insane in the membraneI love .........toothpaste for dinnerI don't understand ... http://www.elite.net/~runner/jennifers/understa.htmI lost my...short term memoryP...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:31:00 GMT

stop the insanity!

WHAT WERE YOU DOING..1 MINUTE AGO: doing a happy dance. we have asparagus.1 HOUR AGO: in a porn shop with my mom. yeah we're cool like that.1 DAY AGO: decking the halls.48 HOURS AGO: getting ready to ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 20:25:00 GMT

you know what?

i hate children. i pray every day that i'm infertile.
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 21:58:00 GMT

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i was talking to a moth the other evening he was trying to break into an electric light bulb and fry himself on the wires why do you fellows pull this stunt i asked him because it is the conventional ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 18:21:00 GMT