arranged in an order, such that if one were so inclined to attempt to observe and monitor its hierarchy, one would undoubtably come to the conclusion that the position of any one element is completely independent of the position of either element before or after its placement in the structure:
Aquarianism • Metal Monkey Aquarians • film • dead baby jokes • bacon suits • Bruce "GOD" Campbell • computers • Burning Man • duct tape • DVDs • the Eye of WUT • asshattery • flabbergastation • independent • the Intarweb • Mountain Dew • mind fucking • MONKEYS • photography • rubber band balls • self-expression • slacking • The Simpsons • Space Monkey Mafia • tattoos • piercings • spirituality • TV • zombies • Nintendo DS • opposing for the sake of opposing • Free Will • dord • antidisestablishmentarianism
You're you.
Music is good.
in no particular order:
Army of Darkness • Monty Python and the Holy Grail • Dazed & Confused • Wayne's World • Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie • Cannibal! The Musical • Interstate 60 • Blur of Insanity • Battle Royale • Shaolin Soccer • Attack the Gas Station • The Matrix • The Matrix: Reloaded • 28 Days Later • Evil Dead • Evil Dead 2 • UHF • 12 Monkeys • Se7en • Bubba Ho-Tep • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre • Shaun of the Dead • Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension • Batman - The Movie • American Psycho • Clerks • Comic Book: The Movie • Dawn of the Dead • The Fast and the Furious • Pitch Black • Saw • Secretary • Series 7: The Contenders • Bug • Batman Begins • Big Trouble in Little China
in order that I typed them:
The Simpsons • Invader Zim • Survivor • Stargate SG-1 • Stargate Atlantis • Drawn Together • Sealab 2021 • actually, the rest of Adult Swim, too • Mystery Science Theater 3000 • Robot Chicken • Initial D • Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex • The Dukes of Hazzard • Highlander • Weeds • Max Headroom • The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
I never learned to read ...
myself.