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Alan Gerow

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About Me

I'm me.

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My Interests

arranged in an order, such that if one were so inclined to attempt to observe and monitor its hierarchy, one would undoubtably come to the conclusion that the position of any one element is completely independent of the position of either element before or after its placement in the structure:

Aquarianism • Metal Monkey Aquarians • film • dead baby jokes • bacon suits • Bruce "GOD" Campbell • computers • Burning Man • duct tape • DVDs • the Eye of WUT • asshattery • flabbergastation • independent • the Intarweb • Mountain Dew • mind fucking • MONKEYS • photography • rubber band balls • self-expression • slacking • The Simpsons • Space Monkey Mafia • tattoos • piercings • spirituality • TV • zombies • Nintendo DS • opposing for the sake of opposing • Free Will • dord • antidisestablishmentarianism

I'd like to meet:

You're you.

Music:

Music is good.

Movies:

in no particular order:

Army of Darkness • Monty Python and the Holy Grail • Dazed & Confused • Wayne's World • Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie • Cannibal! The Musical • Interstate 60 • Blur of Insanity • Battle Royale • Shaolin Soccer • Attack the Gas Station • The Matrix • The Matrix: Reloaded • 28 Days Later • Evil Dead • Evil Dead 2 • UHF • 12 Monkeys • Se7en • Bubba Ho-Tep • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre • Shaun of the Dead • Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension • Batman - The Movie • American Psycho • Clerks • Comic Book: The Movie • Dawn of the Dead • The Fast and the Furious • Pitch Black • Saw • Secretary • Series 7: The Contenders • Bug • Batman Begins • Big Trouble in Little China

Television:

in order that I typed them:

The Simpsons • Invader Zim • Survivor • Stargate SG-1 • Stargate Atlantis • Drawn Together • Sealab 2021 • actually, the rest of Adult Swim, too • Mystery Science Theater 3000 • Robot Chicken • Initial D • Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex • The Dukes of Hazzard • Highlander • Weeds • Max Headroom • The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

Books:

I never learned to read ...

Heroes:

myself.

My Blog

Award

I get to work this morning, and there's an award sitting on my desk from the Colorado American Marketing Association. Evidently, last night we won the Gold award for Best Website for a Flash website w...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

Heya

Hola.The weekend before last was my big move. Mercedes & I moved into a place in the Capitol Hill / Governor's Park area in Denver. It's a 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment with 2 walk-in closets, a woo...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST

Letters From Camp

Dear Mom,Camp is great. I wish there were less bees. Send chocolate.Love,Alan...Dear Everyone Else,Hi! I'm still alive. Things are going great. I've been really busy at work, doing lots of C# coding &...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Christmahanakwanzaka

Hey everyone, life's been busy with lots of work, personal projects, and Mercedes. I went home to Richmond for the holidays. Spent a lot of time with my mom and the Gerows. I got lots of DVDs, money, ...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

New Tattoo

I got a new tattoo today. It was a spur of the moment kinda thing. I ended up getting a tattoo of Fletch's art piece, Roamaticon, on my lower back. I'm going to incorporate this with my monkey tail id...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

Burning Man 2006 Pictures

I finally got around to uploading a bunch of my Burning Man pictures. After installing the latest version of Picasa, I discovered Google has a Web Album service now. So, I uploaded all my Burning Man ...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

Random Act of Updating

Hello MySpace.I hate this font.Hello MySpace.Hello MySpace, how are you doing? Yes, I am back on the Internets ... half-assed right now. As of Saturday, I am now the proud owner of a new laptop. I am...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:10:00 PST

OMG!

I leave for Burning Man on Saturday! I learned to sew and made 2 kilts and 2 pairs of wrap pants. Not to mention I have awesome campmates and incredible amounts of good fortune. Obviously as a counter...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

The Man burns in 16 days!

In just over a week, I will be heading to Black Rock City, home of The Man. No matter what has been going on in my life, I keep reminding myself that I'm about to go on the best vacation ever. Of cour...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

I'm going to Burning Man and you aren't

A lot's been going on over the past couple weeks with me not updating. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective) I don't care about any of that anymore, so I don't feel like writin...
Posted by Alan Gerow on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:49:00 PST