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Steve

Get some-fucking-where... I'm busy.

About Me

Drummer, food freak, contractor. I vacillate between construction projects and kitchens, and enjoy pounding the living daylights out of a drum kit. Helped start Bible Belt Byproduct in '94, played with KURTZ in '04, and I'm looking forward to '07 to see what it brings. I have a ragged out passport and scuffed up PADI card that I like to use whenever I can. I enjoy waking up with a hangover on a plane at Gatwick at 7 in the morning and taking the shuttle to Hemel to see my dogs. I'm pretty straight forward and won't bullshit you about who I am. I drink, smoke, cuss, listen to conservative talk radio, will arm wrestle you at Cock Night at Star Bar, cook great Thai food, build anything, break anything, email while drunk, drunk dial, lose cell phones, like breakfast in bed at 2 AM. You want to know more? Email me.

My Interests

Playing music, cooking and eating good food(Thai, ,Malaysian, Indian... I like it hot), SCUBA diving, live bands, pretty woman, PBR, vodka, grilling or smoking meat over wood, politics, pornography, travel, history, British bikes, GTOs, Giant Schnauzers

I'd like to meet:

Howard Marks and Franka Potente, but I'll settle for some cool bands and relatively sane women... Hot MILFs.

Music:

Kiss, Clutch, Oscar Peterson, QOTSA, Black Sabbath, Johnny Cash, Franz Liszt, Slayer, Andrés Segovia, AC/DC, Boston, Frédéric Chopin, Dave Brubeck, Kyuss, Karma to Burn, Foo Fighters, Fu Manchu, Rush , Gerry Rafferty, Merle Haggard, Hanks I, II, and III, Unsane, Cutthroats 9, The Ramones, The Swear, Nashville Pussy, The Cult, Big Twin Din, The Sex Pistols

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket... Stan Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Run Lola Run, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, Jaws, The Pianist, Silence of the Lambs, Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, The Notebook

Television:

Food Network, Iron Chef, Fox News, History, Discovery, BBC America, VH1 Classics, documentaries

Books:

King, Koontz, Craven, Rice, short horror and ghost stories, A Dog's Life, Marley and Me, American Psycho, Norman Mailer, Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

The Fuck Yourself List Volume 1

God damn, I need to vent some shit. So... I’m back doing construction, after going broke in the kitchens of Atlanta the past year or so. Yeah, I had a nice gig at Vickery’s before that wen...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:28:00 PST

Am I breaking?

So, I woke up the other day and came to the startling realization that I'm going to turn 40 fucking years old this June. Jesus H. Christ, where did all that time go??? I mean... I don't feel that old,...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:47:00 PST

Dear Celebrity Chef

Thanks for letting me toil in your Indigo Girl owned kitchen for far less than I was worth for the month of December. I have to say, it was quite an experience having the honor of doing all that grunt...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

Back by popular demand... My past blogs

I said things...    Originally appeared May '05Current mood: Drunk So, it's like 8:40 AM on Monday... I'm off today, watching some auctions finish up, eating bacon egg and cheese sandw...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST