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The Ultimate Male

I am here for Friends

About Me

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you , and hear the lamentation of the women.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Conan the Barbarian and CROM.

Music:

Everything from Gustav Holst to His Hero Is Gone

Television:

food network

Books:

CROM on CROM

Heroes:

CROM

My Blog

tour is fucking rad

i've been out for 10 days and still have 11 to go.  everybody we've met on the way has been awesome and hospitable. thanks.
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

fat vegetarians

i've known a few in my life and i am only seeing their numbers increase.  how can somebody tell me about the horrors of the mass production of meat products while they are displaying th...
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST

being sick...

sucks but i had some pretty cool dreams this morning.  the first was about me being a desert falcon and chasing mice with human faces.  
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:59:00 PST

random acts of kindness

Simple pleasures are the things that make me excited to be alive.  Today's incident was the beer delivery guy who gave me a case of Corona just because I passed him with a smile and a simple hell...
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

Loving Life!

It's amazing when all of your hard work and patience comes to fruition.  My life is (shall I say it?) perfect!  Aleighsha moved in finally, school's going great, the homeless sexuals st...
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:39:00 PST

fucknose

we played an impromptu show tonight.  im filled with post-playing bliss and i feel great. no sleep for at least 10min.  however, i feel like i've eiether had no emotions recently or just don...
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:43:00 PST

im so excited...

Well i'm sitting here right now on a break from my scholarly endeavours.  my brain is mush. so...Aleighsha is moving here to San Diego.  That's so frigg'n awesome.  We have such a ...
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:20:00 PST

i got off at 9 this morning

and i immediately hit the bottle that was sitting on my night stand.  i think i may have a problem. should i compensate for my work schedule (i went in at 11pm) or is 9am to early for anybod...
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:25:00 PST

intestinal spasms and anal leakage

i'm nursing my current ailment with a bottle of jack daniels. if it worked in the middle ages i'm sure it's still effective.  stomach cancer perhaps? i hope not.   in unrelated news...the h...
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:28:00 PST

comparing myself to people from the past.

I don't know why but i feel compelled to measure my progress against people from my past.  I understand that everybody has their own path in life so i'm not jealous or anything... just curious.&n...
Posted by The Ultimate Male on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:00:00 PST