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Freaks Girl

Can't Believe I'm a Mommy Now!!!!

About Me

Carrie Underwood Before He Cheats
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I really wanna punch the person who put the " S" in lisp.... i cant say my S's, Z's, or C's that sound like S'S right bc i have a fuckin lisp and i hate it, but every one seems to love it. I constantly make fun of it and it seems to amuse every one else too...I seem to have my good days and my bad days with my lisp... some days are worse than others, and u know its really bad when u go to starbucks and order a drink and they ask ur name, and u tell them jessi, and when u get ur drink, it says JETHY on it... THANKS ALOT!!! Also. FUCK the person who made the 21 and over law!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE..piercings, tattoos, and MUSIC. I have 10 piercings, and 3 tattoos, and more to come. I love all kinds of music! I've been told by many that im the most positive person they know..which is good..i guess...and i always go out of my way to help others, which can be rewarding in ways, but it opens you up to being takin advantage of, and fucked over! I hate ppl that are FAKE.... so just be real with me and we'll be A OK! I dont know how to surf or snowboard, but I wanna learn! I also wanna sky dive and bungii jump! Its my goal b4 I die, and if I die doin it, then at least I died with an awesome adrenaline rush.. rite? heehee Im a laid back girl who is always down for anything. People usually say that they feel like they've known me for years, even if we just met 5 mins ago. I am now addicted to playing poker ( texas hold'em ) If u wanna know anything else, just email me!!
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My Interests


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long walks on the beach, the city, the country, looking at the stars ,watching the sun set ( yeah im a romantic), starbucks, parties,kick-backs, piercings, tattoos, guys with tattoos and piercings!! Lifted trucks and fast cars, shopping,watching tv,listening to music,uuumm what else, SEX! thats always good! sexy clothes that make ppl say WOW! ( in a good way)...hotel parties.....and road trips, and kickin it with my friends doing random stuff!! sports ( FOOTBALL ) , and DANCING!!!

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I'd like to meet:


Your Birthdate: November 6
You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you.
Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first.
You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world.
An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be.

Your strength: Your intuition

Your weakness: You put yourself last

Your power color: Rose

Your power symbol: Cloud

Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank" I wanna meet the perfect guy! Some of u ask What makes the perfect guy? Well for me, the perfect guy is a guy that is happy to be with me no matter what we are doing or where we are.... Someone who likes going out but can also stay home a couple nights and just kick back and relax. a guy that can always make me laugh and smile at any time and always knows what to say to cheer me up... who loves spending time with me more than his friends... a guy who will introduce me to all his friends and i can introduce him to mine ( even if they are guys ) some one i can trust to go out with his friends without me.... and who trusts me when i go out with mine.... someone who appreciates everything i do for him and knows that i will always give him my all.... a guy who looks at me and thinks " she is the one who always makes me feel special and always puts me first." a guy that is very affectionate and not afraid to show his feelings. who appreciates the little things in life that arent material.... some one that tells me im beautiful every once in a while.someone who likes to cuddle and hold my hand in public and around their family... someone who is romantic and does cute things for me every once in a while... some one who is honest, intelligent, faithful, tall ( at least 6 ft ) funny, compassionate, and laid back....Someone who KNOWS he is really ready to be in a serious relationship....thats all i can think of right now
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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"C:..Documents and Settings..Administrator..My Documents..My Pictures..tell her.jpg" Scorpio

You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Music:

perfect circle,tool,sublime, trapt, story of the year, chevelle, guns N roses, my chemical romance, fall out boy, linkin park, taking back sunday, incubus, nirvana, staind, hoobastank, switchfoot,3 days grace, eminem, the game, 50 cent , dr dre, .... i could go on and on .... i basically love every type of music, even the older shit .... = )
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Movies:

SCARFACE!!... the whole SAW trilogy,domino, trasporter , red dragon, the girl next door, the big bounce, FIGHT CLUB! butterfly effect, monster, taking lives, bad boys 1 &2, national security,dueces wild, blade, pirates of the carribean, mean girls, american pie and american wedding, cold mountain, scary movie, the other sister, lord of the ring trilogy, domestic disturbance, chain saw massacre, orange county, old school, all jim carrey movies, all paul walker movies, day after tomorrow, starsky and hutch, shrek(1 & 2)haha, the italian job,what lies beneath, gothika, sea biscuit, final destination, the others, how high, see spot run, finding nemo, dumb and dumber, theres something about mary, all adam sandler movies, phone booth ....i love action movies that keep u on the edge of ur seat. but most of all i love scary movies bc it gives u an excuse to hold on to the hot guy next to u!! im forgetting alot of movies here...
Angel Dust
People Iced: Thirty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Five
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Twenty Four
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Twitch
Get Your HITMAN Name
AWSOME-GAME

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Television:

deal or no deal, law and order,simpsons,beauty and the geek, 1 vs. 100, wild boys, bam margera, real world, jack ass, family guy, the simple life, south park, faking the video, newlyweds, the OC, the dave chappelle show, crank yankers, the fabolous life of...., MAD tv, made, reno 911, the man show, shorties watching shorties, the ellen DeGeneres show, friends, will and grace, boiling points, pimp my ride, room raiders, punk'd,fear factor, that 70's show, uummm, what else comes on? hhmm...well theres more shows i watch but they aren't comin to mind!

Books:

i dont read...thats what t.v is for..and its alot faster too!!

Heroes:

I dont have a hero : ( Do you wanna be my hero?

My Blog

The AMAZING Scorpio Woman!!!

"Consider anything only don't cry . . ." The female Scorpio has a deep, mysterious beauty. She's magnetic, proud and totally confident. But she has one secret regret. She was not born a man. I can alm...
Posted by Jessilyn on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

You + Him in the Sack :: The Essential Erotic Facts

sex category- woman and men:: arousal - WOMAN ( within 3 -45 mins) MEN ( within 10-30 secs. of stimulation) kiss with eyes closed - WOMAN ( 97% ) MEN ( 30%) self-pleasure - WOMAN ( 58% master...
Posted by Jessilyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

freaky but true sex findings!!!!!!!

YOUR MANS RING FINGER REVEALS ALL:: Will he be a tiger in bed?? A study published in the journal HUMAN REPRODUCTION found that if a guys ring finger is longer than his index finger, he h...
Posted by Jessilyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Odd Weiner Wisdom

1. The typical young man spends up to 40% of his sleeping hours with with an erection. Its not all dirty dreams though, it's his body's way of keeping his pecker healthy. 2. The average speed of...
Posted by Jessilyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

statistics!!

It is physically impossible to lick your elbow... ...75% of people who read this try to do it! It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. Scientists say 1 out of e...
Posted by Jessilyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST