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Matt Matt

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About Me

1) I am a lazy, self centered son of a bitch. 2)I do not like children. 3)I do not like anybody. 4)I believe that animals are stupid and deserve to die. 5)I believe that people are stupid and deserve to die. 6)I like to hang with people that have no self esteem because they are easy to manipulate. 7)I prefer to pay for my sex. 8)I often have a good laugh at the expense of people that are worse off than me. 9)I enjoy embarassing people. 10)I also like to make people uncomfortable. 11)I like getting drunk and breaking other peoples stuff. 12)I am not afraid to use my fists to prove that I am right. 13)Love is just a word you use to get laid. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Selling crystal meth to junior high school kids, throwing stuff at little kids, making the most annoying sounds ever, farting in public, eating scrambled eggs with my hands, pissing off the checkout lady at the grocery store, looking in my neighbors windows at night, calling people names that dont really apply to them, taking off my pants and peeing in your toaster.

I'd like to meet:

you, I guess.

Music:

Music is cool. Rock is cool. I like music. I like to rock. I like rock music. Dillenger Escape Plan. Unwound. Deftones. Fugazi. Cursive. The Cure. Bl'ast. MDC. Dinosaur Jr. Subhumans. Aesop rock. Sonic Youth. the Pixies. Kind of Like Spitting. Jawbreaker. Murder City Devils. Leatherface. Boilermaker. Korn( I know, but I just can't help but enjoy their first couple albums!). The Roots. Minutemen. RZA. GZA. Babyland. Dystopia. Iron Maiden. My Bloody Valentine. Still Life. Hieroglyphics. Nick Cave. Tom Waits. Beastie Boys. The Fucking Champs. Modest Mouse. Death Cab For Cutie. Jurassic 5. Dilated Peoples. Gun Club. Slint. Rush. The Mars Volta. Mastodon. The Old Ground. Secret Wars. Games and theory. Lightning Bolt. Supertramp. The Kinison. Rorschach. Infest. DropDead. Citizens arrest. Spazz. Asshole Parade.Death Threat. His Hero is Gone. Against Me!.

Movies:

The Royal Tennenbaums. Oh brother, where art thou? The Big Lebowski. Rivers edge. Dead man. City Of God. Snatch. Kung Pow-Enter The Fist. Shaolin Soccer. Boogie Nights. Love Liza. Donnie Darko. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Scarface. SPINAL TAP!!!!. Super Troopers. Ravenous. Pulp Fiction. Strange Brew. Butterfly Effect. Jacobs Ladder. Dazed And Confused. The Cable Guy. Office Space. Grosse Pointe Blank. A Mighty Wind. Dark City. American Psycho. Sleepy Hollow. Quadrophenia. Mystery Train. Ghost Dog: The way of the Samurai. THE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!! The Serpent and the Rainbow. The Believers. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Three Kings. Brazil. Monty Python's HOLY GRAIL. Colors. The Bourne Identity. Requiem For A Dream. Wet Hot American Summer. Heat. 12 Monkeys. Braveheart. Traffic. Kingpin. Spaceballs. Full Metal Jacket. Adaptation. Trainspotting. The Warriors. Raising Arizona. Small Faces. X-men. Escape From New York. Apocalypse Now. Magnolia. The Road Warrior.Napolean Dynamite. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

Television:

I watch TV when I am at friends houses. Although it is rather interesting, I prefer to take it in very small doses. I dont have cable or an antenna and I havent had either for a long time now, I dont plan on getting them anytime soon. I do rent tv shows on DVD. Arrested Development is fucking hilarious! I also like to borrow Sex and the City from my special lady friend, it is a guilty pleasure; Say what you will. Deadwood. I have only watched the first season, but damn, that is one fine show.

Books:

I can read anything, so there! I got smarts real good. Seriously, The Dark Tower series from Stephen King rocks my world!!!!!!

Heroes:

yeah, I kind of rule...