I am a Cedar Rapids Roller Derby Girl. Go and Add us ! We are on my Top Friends. I just want to take a moment and express that I feel that Myspace is NOT the end of the fucking world and people who depend on myspace to keep track of other people, are sick in the head. Real friends have your phone number and will call you if they want to know what you are doing. If friends call only when they want or need something from you , then they suck and shouldn't be your friend. Get over MYSPACE. I love My Husband. His name is Buddy. I am Italian. I have a potty mouth. I have two Kids that rock harder than anyone else's! Trenton plays the Drums and can kick your kids ass. Devon is the devil in desguise, sweet as pie, but don't eff with him. He'll get you when you least expect it! I am very proud of my Family! For Pearl: I am a bad ass bitch and i an prettier than all you cunts =). I love the color red. I HATE FAKE ASS PEOPLE and Liars! I hate the Cold. I like to meet new people that have the same interests as me and aren't too good or high and mighty to shop at thrift stores or accept handouts. NO ONE'S shit is odorless. People that talk shit are jelous. Everyone Lies. If you lie to make yourself look good, or to belittle someone else, then you need to see a psychiatrist because your self-esteem sucks. they can put you on medicine for that. I miss Shortfuse a lot. Im an easy person to get a long with. ill cook for you and invite you over to drink, but dont fuck with me. If you want to know anything else, you can just ask. I only bite if you want me to. Theses are some of my interests: RollerDerby!! Giner-shiners are baaad. Love ya Motley! My KIDS. Buddy. Beer. lipstick.cherry slushes. Money. panty-hoes. High heels or wing tips. Swingin' and Jookin'. Lindy-hoppin'.Going to shows. Highway Diners. Motorcycles. Pin-ups. the jitterbug. Rat rods. Cooking. Beer. Straws. kool-aide. jukeboxes. west coast swing. Tattoos. Hair. snail mail. going new places. Skirts. Horror. Blood. Spit. Strippers. Whiskey. Matches. Long Nails. Bandanas. Porn. Beer. the color RED. music. Mosh pits. Brass knuckles. things that go fast. leather jackets. Rolled Up Jeans. Sideburns. Pearl. and Did I mention that i like swing dancing? i think that SHIT is the most functional word in the English language: Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!Well, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........Well, Shit Happens!!!
People who are not fake as fuck.
Scary Ones !
The Chiller channel 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three R’s:Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions.4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. 14. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality. 15. Be gentle with the earth. 16. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before. 17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. 18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. 19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
SOTALLY TOBERstarkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longer I get Just give me one more drink to fill me cup 'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up
Mommies that love their kids and Do Right. Bad ass Tattoo Artists that are down to earth and not full of shit.