T.S.A. Gangstaz

Name: DEE-LAY
Age: 27
Employed Since: Easter (One six week suspension for "Nun-Groping...")
Shit Jacked Recently: 2 AirMac Laptops, Ralph Lauren Chaps Cologne, Nintendo DS Light, 5 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue, Size 13 Nike LeBron James VII kicks, 440 Ounces of bottled water, One Kobe steak, La Mer Skin Cream, Platinum Microphone Medallion, G4 Attack of the Show Sweatshirt, 6 cases Vitamin Water, One Puggle, 5 ounce Dry Idea Cologne...
Former Jobs: Arby's Beef Cook (May 2000 - June 2000) King's Car Wash (August 2001 - December 2001)
Currently: Banging that Starbucks Barista ... in Terminal X.
Name: X-RAY
Age: Twice as old as R. Kelly's girlfriend
Ethnicity: I ain't never heard of that town. What state's it in?
Favorite food: Tuna Tsalad Tsandwich
Favorite color: Weed green
Favorite TV shows: "Tsanford and Son", scrambled porn
Favorite movies: "Snakes on a Plane", "Jackie Brown"
Favorite author: T.S.A. Eliot