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Rockstar Comic [johnny]

Off the Reservation.

About Me

[ Rockstar Comics can be summed-up in this quote..."God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire ]

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Member Since: 7/15/2005
Band Members:Rockstar Comic KRIS NORTON and his bitchin' page... CLICK HERE!
Influences: [ FREEDOM ]
Sounds Like: "I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time." [Jack London]Johnny at Boston College

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Record Label: RSC Productions
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

[ Close to the Edge ]

"Working close to the edge of where comedy meets tragedy. The closer you can get to that line without tripping and falling over, the more brilliant you will be. The danger of walking that tight-rope i...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

Six

For the first time in a long time I was honestly scared. My mind raced with endless beliefs and exotic scenarios. What would become of all this? We'd been in the Hospital for what felt like days. You ...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:39:00 PST

Seven

 In the two short years that I've been doing Stand-Up Comedy there have been some incredible moments.  I've had the good fortune of playing every club in Boston, also performing with virtua...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

[ Closer ]

 It can be a terrifying event, taking the T in Boston twisted on controlled substances. Control of course is key. It's the bad little pills the DEA, Congress, and the United States Government DO...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

Don't Go Away Mad

Screwing on coat-rack hangers to the door for a makeshift bedroom door handle, seemed like the most productive thing accomplished in the last 24hrs. It wasn't so much the pure mass of smoke, and other...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

19 Years Old.

 There I was, a year out of High School without a decent thought of the World. Twisted on what seemed like a Righteous Zealot teaching his anal tards in an evil serpent voice full ...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST

Afflicted Yard

 I was on assignment. Be the company man. I had a host of misfits, drunks, coke-heads, sex addicts, ego-maniacs, and super-egos all from one Boston Radio Station. Mind you not a small station, a...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:45:00 PST

Presidential Address

 Politics is like Poker. There is a bit of chance, some luck, but most importantly a solid understanding of the fundementals. It's true that even the best of Poker Players loses from time-to...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:45:00 PST

48hrs.

 Just push through. There it was again, that same phrase I used twice in the last 48hrs. Here I was mad twisted, exhausted, and not sure what day of the week it was.  I knew that work was wa...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:59:00 PST

The Yes Man.

"There was a sense of possibility. People were not so afraid, as they are now. There were Laws, but they were not feared. There were Rules, but they were not worshipped...like Laws and Rules and Cops ...
Posted by Rockstar Comic [johnny] on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST