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Things I know that everyone else should too:
* Hillary Clinton is a cunt.
* Bob Barker is a pimp.
* Leprechauns are funny.
* John Kerry is a traitor with real Communist ties.
* Artie Lange is fat.
* No one dies on film better than Gary Busey.
* Jessica Simpson is the least talented person in the world,
* Well next to her sister anyway.
* Andre the Giant was the 8th Wonder of the World.
* Hulk still rules.
* Kmart sucks.
* Barry Bonds is a racist cheater.
* Pete Rose the player not the person should be in the Hall of Fame.
* Gwen Stefani can't hit a single note live.
* There hasn't been a good Democratic president since JFK.
* PETA is full of shit.
* Dane Cook is an unfunny duche bag.
* Rudy Giuliani should be our next President.
* Eddie Murphy should've retired when he started having kids.
* Cedric the Entertainer should be sued for false advertisement.
* Rocky Balboa is the greatest character ever.
* Frosty, Heidi and Frank blow dog.
* Macaroni Grill is the Chef Boyardee of Italian Restaurants.
* Mexico is not nor has it ever been our ally.
* Illegal immigration hurts both countries.
* Hockey is no longer a major sport.
* The Jews didn't cause the world's problems. John Kerry did.
* Other than fries and toast, anything French sucks.
* Friends who don't leave funny pic comments are gay.