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Ralphie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

The voices aren't an issue anymore but thanks for asking....
Upload music at Bolt . whateverlife.com

My Interests

I enjoy the smell of my own awesomness. I also love to have sex with my girlfriend kristen. Gooch

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet jesus so I can touch his perineum! Imagine being the only living man to touch the mighty gooch of jesus christ, T'would be a glorious feat indeed!

Music:

Lately I've found myself listining to all kinds of odd ball music. I fucking love it.SAN DIMAS HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!! Gooch

Movies:

Snuff films and the likeI also love movies about my girlfriend. Gooch

Television:

Shows about masturbation. Also shows about my girlfriend Gooch

Books:

I love to read books about my girlfriend Gooch

Heroes:

Anyone that still likes me. There are so few of you left in the world.My girlfriend is my hero Gooch

My Blog

Yay for giving my two weeks notice!

    So I pretty much gave my two weeks notice at my asshat crap-hole work today! SWEET JESUS MOTHER FUCKER HOORAY!!! It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off of my shoulders and ...
Posted by Ralphie on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

hehe

The best kind of love is the kind that is found by very unconventional means. The best kind of love is the kind of love that I've found in her. The best kind of love is the love that I know I'll recie...
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BLOOOOOGGGGGGGGEEEERRRRRR

So I'm sitting here thinking "well gee, I need to do something to my myspace page before gypsies steal it" and now here i am, writing a "blog" about who I am. My name is Consuela, I'm a 23 year old Fi...
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn...

This last week has been hell, I dont know how i just continue to smile through all of this shit....... but whatever, I'm a survivor. I seem like that is the only thing i can do right...... survive.......
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Im really really really really drunk right now

Yeah, I had like 8 mixed drinks at the bar...... I CAN SEE THE PINK ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mama would be so farkin proud:D my friend nick said that i smell like a vagina..... Would you li...
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I haven't updated this thing in FOREVER

I dont think im about to start anytime soon either:D Today I got bored so i put MORE holes in this pair of jeans im wearing.... I just took a knife to em like some crazy person:D now i have clothespi...
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My name is Ralphie D and im here to say....

something something something nwa. (fo'real dawg im hardXcore to the bizzone)
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My name is Ralphie D and im here to say....

something something something nwa. (fo'real dawg im hardXcore to the bizzone)
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and.....

THERE BURGERS SUCK!!!
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Applebee's w00t

So i went to applebees today. THAT PLACE SUCKS COCK AND I WANTED TO GO OUT TO SUSHI!!! but my friends are assholes and they suck. anyways EVERY girl there was checking me out. and i got cunfused.....
Posted by Ralphie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST