Mike was found in south-west Texas raised by coyotes; you know, the illegal kind? He learned spanglish in school and was as 'bout as social as a metaphore that isn't funny because of poor delivery and timing; but discovered himself thouroughly and developed social ability, then washed his hands when he was finished.
Mike goes to college, that is to say that there was a school that made the mistake of thinking he was a conservative and good-natured and mature young man; whoopsies. Whoopsies indeed if you consider his birth, it was just as much an accident; "but a good one," his mother said, and did so as she played a video game that she stole from her son.
Mike is a student, and a reporter, and an actor, and is sometimes called a 'pussy,' by some women who are sexually frustrated because he won't put-out: "crazy bitches," Mike calls them back stating that he's the reason they're sexually frustrated. He frankly doesn't see what they see in him, he believes male genitalia has something to do with it...and hormones maybe too.
Mike is once again avaliable for dating...there is just a certain prerequisite...an intense interview process involving 1-way mirrors and...having a nice personality and being understading people and meeting me someday OR By some fluke of chance run into falling accidentally in love. That would be nice..
Mike talks goodly and often in the 3rd person.Video de today-o! MORE MITCH
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