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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone to go to Bikram with me, probably at the Flatiron location. Please!!! and, of course:

Music:



Radiohead Radiohead Radiohead, Appaloosa!, Amy Winehouse, Tricky, bjork, portishead, CAT POWER in da house, pj harvey, sinead o'connor, van morrison, beth orton, phoebe snow, rickie lee jones, joni mitchell, david bowie, rushmore-stealing beauty-crouching tiger hidden dragon- color purple sound tracks, radiohead, lots of drum n bass, as much turntablism as possible, led zepplin, jill scott, annie lennox, bob marley, cocteau twins, the cranberries, the cure, edie brickell, emiliana torrini, evreything but the girl, the fugees, goldie, the yeah yeah yeahs, morcheeba, otis redding, paul simon, pink floyd, andres segovia, the squirrel nut zippers, taj majal, tracy chapman.....

Movies:

Step-brothers, The Darjeeling Limited, No Country for Old Men, Knocked-up, Cache, The Savages, Two Days in Paris, Knocked Up, Little Children, The Life Aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums, Your Friends and Neighbors, Adaptation, Running with Scissors, Napoleon Dynamite, Hero, What About Bob, Cable Guy, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Truman Show (um, i guess i like jim carey a little bit, what can i say, the dude is funny), When the Cats Away, Celestial Clockwork, The Dinner Guest, French Twist, Wet Hot American Summer, Chung King Express, Rushmore, Fargo, Bottle Rocket, anything with Catherine Keener, basically anything with Mila Jovovich (even that atrocity called the 5th element), Usual Suspects, Focus, Run Lola Run, You Can Count on Me, Life of Jesus, Last Temptation of Christ, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Partygirl (mostly anything with Parker Posey, even that incestuous nightmare, the name of which escapes me), Mean Girls, The Good Girl, American Splendor, Frieda, Being John Malkovich, Go, But I'm a Cheerleader, Devil Wears My Bunghole... This is a very abbreviated list.

Television:

I LOVE JEFF LEWIS WITH ALL MY HEART.

Arrested Development.

Project Runway, Celebrity Rehab, I Love New York, C-Span, L-Word (which I mostly love to hate)

Books:

I'm struggling through "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay." Initially, I was told, by Joey Jo Jo, that it is as funny as "The Corrections." Which it is not. So I read the first 350 pages feeling disappointed at not getting the joke. Then it was clarified for me that it is not as funny as "The Corrections." It is just "good." That, I can agree with, its good. I hated "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius," I loved "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close," so I took "Everything is Illuminated" out of the library, and am loving it too. I loved "The Corrections" by Jonathan Franzen so much that I bought "Strong Motion," his first novel. I hated every fucking page of it, but finished it anyway. I have a new job at which I read a phone book worth of email, technobullshitthatidontunderstand, powerpoint presentations about seeabove, every day. I havent finished my other book yet, but keep wanting to read Eat To Live again. I loved it so much a few years ago and have started to make the food again.

Heroes:

MIKEY

My Blog

non-analyzer

I knew there was something missing in the gay marriage analysis of Senator Obama ("Purple").  I needed to know where Purple stood on gay marriage immediately upon watching the VP debate.  The outinthe...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:46:00 PST

Emails in French from well-wishers*

* Warning: C-bomb.arent i funny. i am sooooo fucking funny. actually, i'm rather silly. for example, last night, after working a typical 14 hour day, i came home to embark on the project of finding so...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:14:00 PST

style warz

I am happy to say that my hair cut is now more than Suri Cruise. That's good because apparently Suri is lonely!! and wanting a new baby brother or sister!!...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:06:00 PST

Emotion$

A few months ago, I wrote an email on myspace to bassbin twins explaining that for probably 15 years I had been trying to find them because I had lost my tape of their 1994 or 1992 live show; I also e...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:50:00 PST

gardening in the dark

I keep wanting to write about gardening in the dark but cant figure out what I want to say, aside from, "Gardening in the dark sounds like fun."  Up in Boston a few weeks ago visiting my aunt Kate I l...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:29:00 PST

Heil McCain?

I was lucky enough to be invited to my lovely friends' place for some debate watching and some burrito eating.  I was a little late, so I missed the first 20 minutes.  My friends ordered a b...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:14:00 PST

Bombay Sapphire needs to go fuck itself

My stylist has a friend visiting from Mars.  This friend is staying with us.  As we all know, Mars is a pretty conservative place.  So conservative that my stylist has had to resort to drinking Bombay...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:45:00 PST

Singlehood or Singledom(?)

  Whenever I am unattached, which is rare, this Joni Mitchell lyric comes to mind, "I'm a wild seed again, let the wind carry me."   When I have no strings attached, I love to travel, the ...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:12:00 PST

Henry, Esq.

One day, Diabla was not in the office. That's the day when Henry, Esq. came in to work on a motion...at her desk! Needless to say, the case quickly settled....
Posted by how to disappear completely on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:41:00 PST

hen

I'm just going to come out and say this.  There are several pictures of henry.  In fact, he has his own album.  However, the bulk of his pictures have no comment.  This is mindbogg...
Posted by how to disappear completely on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:33:00 PST