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matthew

i have good strong teeth...

About Me

i like keeping things vague.

My Interests

anal pap smears

I'd like to meet:

hot people.

Music:

sure, i like to shake it- and i will... WATCH ME.

Movies:

nashville, badlands, network, sixteen candles, superstar: the karen carpenter story, rear window, i love you alice b. toklas, annie hall, howard the duck, caddyshack 2 and Xanadu.

Television:

the brady bunch, dance fever!, the golden girls, 6 feet under, top model, are you being served? and any 1980's mini-series starring joan collins.

Books:

ah... i don't read big people books. ok! and us weekly are endlessly fasinating. really, why read when there is t.v.? i also love love love the cosby show.

Heroes:

burt reynolds, bob guccione, andy gibb, theresa hines kerry, peter o'tool, fred schneider, the bee gees, susanna hoffs, and serge gainsbourg.