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My Interests

Film making, special make-up effecrs, fashion design, psychology, music, movies, clubs, books, serial killers, sewing, photography, cellos, classical music.
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Music:

Aesthetic Perfection, Agonoize, Alien Sex Fiend, And One, Apoptygma Berzerk, Arzt+Pfusch, Assemblage 23, Bella Morte, Bile, Bjork, The Birthday Massacre, Chemlab, Clint Mansell, Collide, Combichrist, Cranberries, The Cure, Death in June, Depeche Mode, Devil Doll, Eisbrecher, FabrikC, Fleetwood Mac, Funker Vogt, Garbage, Genitorturers, God Module, Goldfrapp, Gut, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Heart, Hocico, Icon of Coil, Imperative Reaction, In Strict Confidence, Janis Joplin, KMFDM, Kronos Quartet, Libido Airbag, Ministry, MSI, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Orgy, Otto Van Scirach, Ozzy, Panzer AG, PJ Harvey, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Project Pitchfork, Psyclon Nine, Rammstein, Rasputina, R.O.D, Scandy, Sisters of Mercy, [:SITD:], Skinny Puppy, Sneaker Pimps, Stevie Nicks, Suicide Commando, Terrorfakt, Tool, Type O Negative, Unter Null, VNV Nation, Wumpscut, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, The Machinist, Plan Nine from Outer Space, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Drop Dead Fred, Donnie Darko, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Frankenstein, Dracula, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Nosferatu, Benny & Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Unbreakable, The Village, Sixth Sense, Signs, X-Men, Batman Begins, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Big Fish, Moulin Rouge, The first 2 Batmans, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pumpkinhead, Mars Attacks, Se7en, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Reservoir Dogs, Pump Up the Volume, Fight Club, Memento, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Halloween, Devil Bat, Last Man on Earth, What Dreams May Come, Man on the Moon, The Phantom of the Opera, Sin City, The Cell, Evil Dead, Dead Alive, Army of Darkness, The Island of Dr. Moreau, 12 Monkeys, Snatch, Beetlejuice, Sleepy Hollow, Willard, Science of Sleep, Stranger Than Fiction, The Number 23, Reefer Madness, Nightmare on Elm Street, Tales From the Darkside, Friday the 13th, Creepshow, Evil Dead, Dead Alive, Ed Gein, Nightstalker

Television:

Scrubs, The Young Ones, The Office, The Simpsons, Da Ali G Show, Earthworm Jim, My Little Pony, Tale Spin, Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, Pirates of Dark Water, Animaniacs, The Outer Limits, The Twilight Zone, Dead Like Me

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky, White Oleander by Janet Fitch, Dracula, The Phantom of the Opera, Batman: No Mans Land, Reviving Ophelia, 1984 by George Orwell, Animal Farm by George Orwell, Anthem by Ayn Rand, Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, Wicked by Gregory Maguire, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, I Am Legend by Richard Matheson, Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk, What Dreams May Come by Richard Matheson, Rant by Chuck Palahniuk, Diary by Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

Rik Mayall, Scott Williams, Tim Burton, Ozzy Osbourne, Randy Rhoads, Bela Lugosi, Gris Grimly, Vincent Price, CHRISTOPHER BURKHEART, Richard Matheson

My Blog

Feuer Und Wasser

Directions:1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRI...
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST

I Fear

That I may be losing the ones closest to me. I don't have a lot of close friends and it's intentional for 1.) There aren't a lot of people I get along with 2.) I only have enough time for a select few...
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:19:00 PST

HAHA!! THIS BITCH IS FUCKING LAME!

..> Ian and I have been messing with this girl via Danny's profile because she makes one of her "friends" feel like shit for being who he is...and she wrote this little disaster piece below...and I...
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST

Survey of my Firsts

Age of your firsts1. Fell in love - 182. Lost someone close to you - 83. Got drunk - 124. Got french kissed - 9 or 10 I think...5. Went to the hospital for surgery - 1 1/2 for my thumb 6. Got your hea...
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:36:00 PST

Tag Bitches!

Ok, here's the deal: The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits/truths about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird things/habits/truths, a...
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:16:00 PST

I so just got dumped...

Easter sucks for many reasons....mainly because I got dumped. I'm severely drunk so I'm not going to write anmymore in case i say somethnng ill regret.
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST

Machete Comics to be at Phoenix Comicon '06

  Machete Comics creator, Chris Burkheart, will be sketching for fans at the Unleashed Publications table with actor/screenwriter David C. Hayes. So come show some local support! NOW!   an...
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

Gone to Comic Con

I'll be gone for the next week or something like that. I'll be in San Diego...which of course means, "A whale's vagina!"
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:04:00 PST

Photos compliments of Miss Lianne

My friend Lianne is a really REALLY awesome photographer and she had an assignement to do for her photography class and she asked me to volunteer. I did, and these are the results! They turned out bea...
Posted by Bettie Machete" on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:03:00 PST

Cinematic Sunday

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Posted by Bettie Machete" on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:08:00 PST