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American Bear

I am here for Friends

About Me

Really, really, are you fucking serious? I like food, cheap beers, weed in any form and people that dont have their heads up their asses. If your not my friend I will most likely be an asshole to you. Why? Because most likely your an asshole with nothing important to say anyway. I also like to soccer kick dudes in the face with rebel flag tattoos on their necks. I like hot ass black chicks, thick ladies that wear glasses and like to dance and act like dorks.. But besides that I pretty much hate everyone..

My Interests

Beards

I'd like to meet:

Alright heres the deal.. If you are down with doing dumb shit.. Staying up till the next afternoon. Drinking canned beer that most people think is shitty.. Are always down for a BBQ, going to the beach or taking a bike ride sign yourself up to be my friend (Only if I can meet you in real life if not get a real life and get the fuck off your dumb ass computer). Also if you are super down with the art of culinary get some ingriedents and tell me where to meet you, cause we will throw the fuck down. I also like people who seem to have their shit straight just because.. a small part of the time I don't. Have a good day fuckers.

Music:

Michigan Indie Rock, Few And Far Between, King For a Day, The Owls, The Oxes, Indian Summer, Current, Hoover, Fugazi, The Killing Suspense, Sunny Day, Radio Holiday, Small Brown Bike, Cap n Jazz, Half The Battle, At The Drive In, Mars Volta, No Kinfe, Inside Five Minutes, Compound Red, The Story So Far, Totoise, Explosions in the Sky, Madlib, J5, A Tribe Called Quest, Blackalicous, From Monument To Masses, Saso, Pele, Bjork, Massive Attack, Portishead, The Notwist, Derrick May, Juan Atkins, Orbital, Boards of Canada, Owen, American Football, The Owls, The Album Leaf, Tristeza, Papa M, Iron and Wine, Silver Jews, Songs:Ohia, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Will Oldham, Palace Brothers, Carter Family, Cash, M. Ward, Django, Isis, Pelican, Mastadon, Railsplitter, Black Sabbath, Darkest Hour, At the Gates, Floor, Torche, Cavity, Sleep, Rancid(not the weird shit though), High On Fire, The Bronx, Clutch, Red Sparrows, Danger Mouse, Sage Francis, Atmosphere, Sufjan Stevens, Dead Meadow, At The Gates, In Flames, The Haunted, Terror Squad, Kero, Styrofoam, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, Nick Drake, Don Cab, Hum, ATKF, BTBAM, Heads Will Roll, CCR, Stereolab, An albatros, Battles, Yep.

Movies:

Bottle Rocket, Kevin Smith joints, Romantic Comedies, Finding Forrester, Good Will Hunting, Monsturd, Blah, Spike Lee joints (Crooklyn), Harold and Kumar, Shaun of the Dead, Dazed and Confused, National Geographic Taboo box set, Anchor Man

Television:

X file reruns on TNT, How Evil, Mythbusters, Simpsons, My Name is Earl, Forensic Files, Adult Swin, Kung Faux, TOP FUCKING CHEF.

Books:

Running With Scissors, Middlesex, Choke, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Dreamkeepers, Shamans Apperintance.

Heroes:

My Pops, cause that son of a bitch had a heart attack and didn't go to the hospital cause he is a stubborn son of a bitch!