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About Me

Ok, so I figured it was about time I updated this part. My fans have demanded it, so I must cater to their wishes and wants. While I know that most of you are going to be incredibly disappointed that my old about me is gone, I promise that this one will be nowhere near as entertaining as the last.you all bother me. Except you... yes you, you are amazing. no not you, you suck at life.Other than that I'm probably just as generic as 99% of the rest of you on this planet. I hang out with my friends because they are real, so am I. I'm so real that I will lie to your face, then turn around and laugh behind your back... then tell you I love you and call you my best friend. Yep, I'm THAT real. Guess what, I don't actually care what most people think of me. I say most because the people I truly do care about, well their opinions and views actually do matter to me. I surround myself with people that have something to offer, if you can do that I'm sure we will get along just fine.School and work are rather inconsequential to my myspace buddies... yall don't want to hear about that stuff. Therefore, Ill just keep on posting my tales of drunken debauchery and you can keep sending me messages making fun of them. Thats what I'm here for... Thats what you're there for.I hurt myself, a LOT; normally doing really stupid things as a result of drinking a bit too much out at the bars. Oh well, I'm young and I can bounce back. I cheat death on a regular basis; but should that day come when I fail at such a feat, you are all invited to my funeral.I've got my core group of boys, and they are a huge part of what makes me..... uhhh, me. We are out everywhere all the time, so yes chances are you and I have seen each other out at the bars on one or more occasions. If you see me out and actually recognize me, don't say, hey your on my myspace page.. just say, you're the really really ridiculously funny good looking guy that I know from that one place. It will work out better for both parties that way.Well thats that boys and girls, enjoy my pathetic excuse for a page and don't be a stranger.

my girl.... she is so freaking adorable

our new pet platypus... ralp! now tell me you know anyone else who has a pet platypus at their place? hes pretty much the shit

My Interests

i like all sorts of random shit.... trust me i am a random kid who was never perscribed his meds as a child. give me a coke can and a padded room and ill be content for days. aside from that, music, traveling, friends, and a whole lotta other stuff, just ask me... if you dont suck at life i just might tell you

I'd like to meet:

anyone who has something interesting or of value to offer. if we are talking famous people here, then id love to hang out with SteveO and Chris Pontius, just because they have the best job in the world. ..
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Music:

really i like a lot of most everything.... and i dont feel the need to list all 100 different groups i listen to here.

Movies:

lets think here... so many movies... too many to choose from. Boondock Saints, Fletch, Fight Club, Old School, Gladiator, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Goonies, The Last Samurai, Bratt Patrol (lets see who all knows that one), KUFFS.... anyhow, i could go on forever and ever with those...

Television:

Smallville bitches... thats right! and the Shield of course. other than that, adult swim is the shit.

Books:

anything by Nora Roberts

Heroes:

anyone who has, or currently does risk their life to allow us to live in this great country we so often take for granted. oh, and of course... these girls.

My Blog

hey you.... yeah you, "friend"

so guess what.... if i added you, or accepted your request.... whichever it was, it wasnt so that we could both sit with our thumbs up our asses and never talk to eachother. if i wanted that id ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:12:00 PST

personality tests

so youve all seen them or taken them... all the personality tests here on myspace you put on your pages and stuff. today especially i was just laughing at how ridiculously generic they all are. take t...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:50:00 PST

the list....

here is a list of some of the few things i love... in myspace land, and real life land- those uber cool guys that slime their way to get a picture taken with some promotional girl at the bar... whethe...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:58:00 PST

HOOOORAAAAAAAAAY for nice guys

if i see this "nice guys" bulletin posted one more time (which would make it approximately the 303rd time), im probably gonna choke from my own vomit. no no, dont get me wrong... if you wanna be a nic...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all you bi sexual chicks are so F'ing cool!!!

ok so lately ive just grown oh so very tired of all you girls out there in ASU land thinking that your fucking bi-sexual. NEWS FLASH.... just because you and your fucking friends get wasted and make o...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

family.... sweet sweet loving family

i need 90% of my extended family like i need a dick in my ass.... and for those of you who are wondering.... that means i dont. i only enjoy going to the rents place on holidays if the extended family...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

crazy fucking girls

so what in the hell is with some of these girls around here? i mean im not labeling females in general as crazy, so dont start shooting off and all that about how im a sexist prick and the such... i ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

randomly weird sex survey

DO YOU FIND THE SAME SEX ATTRACTIVE? - nope... but im not so insecure that i cant admit when another guy is good looking DO YOU SHAVE OR TRIM YOUR PRIVATES? - its all about the PPM... proper pube m...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

READ THIS.... if i dont know you already

yeah so i could care less how many friends i have.... just so long as the ones i do have i actually speak to somewhat frequently. so dont add me and then drop off the face of the earth, cuz whats the...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST