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lumberjack-in-the-box

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About Me

aparently i am a dork. thats what my friends say anyways.

I'm not a pirate. I'm an acquisitions agent and salvage specialist. The men with me are union laborers. The ship was burning when we found it. The rum was already gone.

i like to luagh as much as the next person. maybe more. as a matter of fact if you see me in public alone i'll probably be laughing.

i like to leave people as confused about a conversation as i am when i start it.

that about sums me up.

i like to draw too. i wanna do that when i "grow up".

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My Interests

i like just about anything. but in my free time you find me playing hockey, or paintball, maybe the occasional video game. i love to read and draw. and i like taking things apart to figure out how they work...getting them back together so they work is another story.

I'd like to meet:

anybody who can inspire me. failing that, anybody who wants to give me free money.

Music:

offspring !! sum 41 maralyn manson did i spell that right?. shinedown breaking benjamin seether. just about any band inbetween
i've devoloped an extreme dislike to pearl jam, metalicca and rage against the machine and the chili peppers DO SOMTHIN DIFFRENT. other wise stop living off of formar glories. i keep on expecting to see them on vh1 ( the has been channel

Movies:

equilibrium. the rock. the princess bride (im not gay) and suiside kings. and if there are explosions in it yeah, i liked it.

Television:

uhhhhhh i dont know. countless hours infront of one have turned my mind to mush and i dont know what i like to watch. but if it wasnt hockey then it was making me laugh.. aha! family guy, american dad, aqua teen, robot chicken. ahh life is good.

Books:

anything from the black library, Dan Abnett, R.A Salvodor sci fi stuff.

Heroes:

gi joe. no but seriously, i have alot of freinds who are in iraq right now doing what they have to do so i can do what i wanna do.that takes guts.

My Blog

round three

this one will probably be boring for alot of you   just letting anyone who cares know detroit bumped san jose out of the playoffs last night. WOOO WHOOO ! but their playing the ducks next. w...
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

and so it begins

with an cool mist coiling around their feet, twelve men enter the icy arena. each man arrayed for battle, every mind prepared for war. they hail from across the globe, with names ripped from norse leg...
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

the most common let down of my life

if you read the headline and thought this was going to be a sad about my life kinda story... i am sorry.   so this morning i wake up. thats normally how i start my day. it all starts out as plann...
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:07:00 PST

un-holy water

so today is a rare wednesday i have off. i decided i would make the best of it and break in all my new hockey gear. still not used to how much smoother and faster my new skates roll.. my pads however,...
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:30:00 PST

just wondering

so im sitting here at my computer painting my phone. i got tired of the metalic blue and silver. as im sitting here my mind started wandering like it usually does. strange questions started to arise.....
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

i cant wait till valentines day is over

no im not a bitter person who doesnt like valentines day. im not some loser that is crying because i am not with anybody.im not one of those conspiricy theorists that is against hallmark making money....
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

mmmmmmmmm dog crap

so i got these little frozen pumpkin pies from omaha steaks. i like pumpkin pies they remind me of gramma. i let one thaw out. and i plunge my face down into it.  you see i am lazy and the less s...
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

I AM A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!

i just caught a fly! with my hand. he is still in my enclosed FIST! thats right. i was just a shocked as you. i almost let him go in my suprise.the neighbors came over to see if everything was ok. app...
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

i wonder if turkeys know how good they taste

a word of warning, if you like correct grammar and spelling...i dont feel like all the hassle tonight. you get to see how dumb i am and why i barely passed my english classes. well its that time ...
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST

hey guys you know what sucks?

when you type a really long email. and the hit a mysterious button on your keyboard that erases it all, with no remorse.   i think it was that squiggly do next to the 1 but i am to afraid to try ...
Posted by lumberjack-in-the-box on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST