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About Me

Bipedal humanoid of average height (For length and width conversions see Apendix: R). Often found in the wilds of the concrete jungle, carrying a sachel of recently found hubcaps, bottle caps, sparkplugs, and other miscelanious items. Its habitat concists of precariously stacked books, strange visages of seemingly happy but obease idols, minions of all shapes and sizes, and unused clothes hangers. Upon meeting this creature, remember to smile and nod. If found on a bad day... pray he doesn't have his cane. What else? I'm engaged and my brain doesn't work.GEEK extrordinare... Super Geek as it were... beware... the Geeks are coming, and soon we will be in control... MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA a Man with No Name
You scored 9 Honor, 2 Justice, 8 Adventure, and 4 Individuality! It's one thing to be a gunslinger. It's another to wander into town, leave nothing but a trail of those who'd try your skill and take the town's gratitude and cash with you. Hero or villan? It's all in how you look at it and whose side you're on.

Cigar in your teeth and colt on your hip, you are ready to step into the hazy desert horizon. You'll do just fine.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 73% on Ninjinuity Higher than 5% on Knightlyness Higher than 72% on Cowboiosity Higher than 24% on Piratical Bent
Link: The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test written by fluffy71 on Ok Cupid Zombie Master
You scored 81% health, 78% psychology, 72% survival, and 76% organization. You are the bane of undead everywhere. Please e-mail me. I want you around when the comet comes. Estimated Survival Time: Indefinite
This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 46% on knowledge Higher than 59% on psychology Higher than 67% on physicalability Higher than 71% on mentalability
Link: The Comprehensive Zombie Survival Test written by marbledog on Ok Cupid Suzaku
You scored 26 Blue Dragon, 46 Red Phoenix, 13 White Tiger, and 13 Black Tortoise! You are Suzaku the Red Phoenix. You live in good fortune. Suzaku protects the South, and corresponds to summer, life, the element fire, red, and knowledge. Suzaku appears in times of great change and fortune. The Phoenix is said to appear only when a time of peacful and prosperity is about to begin, and leaves when the era is about to end. it is debated wheater the Phoenix causes the changes. Suzaku is often paired with Seiryu. You are a lucky person, you are very intelegent and manage to get by even when most would not.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on Blue Dragon You scored higher than 64% on Red Phoenix You scored higher than 18% on White Tiger You scored higher than 17% on Black Tortoise
Link: The Which Holy Beast are You? Test written by PhoenixianMonk on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test Ice cold
You scored 84% Ice coldness, 3% Chickenshitness, 24% Selflessness, and 31% Stupidness! Nice! You don't give a fuck. You're a selfish, arrogant, uncaring bastard/bitch. I LIKE! You are a survivalist, you can make the hard desisions that are nessecary. you look out for number 1 and if you have at least over a ten in selflessness then you can cross off the uncaring part. You do care, just not about people you don't know. you're confident and cocky, and really don't give a shit. And you probably survived.
This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 92% on Ice coldness Higher than 5% on Chickenshitness Higher than 19% on Selflessness Higher than 9% on Stupidness
Link: The Extreme circumstances Test written by Osoroshi on Ok Cupid
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My Interests

You name it... I've either studied it, heard it in passing, tried it, or threw up on it at one point in time. Currently, however, I am working on becoming a jeweler and a black smithe... starting a business from scratch is a bitch. But better yet, the Occult and the Paranormal. Anything and everything dealing with those two subjects will perk my attention... less it's Sylvia Brown or John Edwards... bastards. I have an interest in the Occult and the Paranormal, and will probably never find all the answers I seek... and I prefer it that way.

I'd like to meet:

Humans who would prefer not to cannibalize me. However, if they decide they want to... I require an essay of no less than 50000 words explaining why I would make a good meal. If I decide it is a good idea, it will need to be copied thrice and signed by the heads of the state and dated on every page. Then the cannibal must sign an agreement to be shot before said eating commences. Also, those who have an interest in the paranormal and the occult. If you would like to share notes, I might be willing to accomadate. Then again... shooting the shit is always more fun anyway.

Music:

NIN, Tool, 12 Girl Band, Gorillaz, Green Day, Rammstein, Buddha-Bar, Juno Reactor, Bond, Small Faces, Paul Oakenfold, Pink Floyd, The Presidents (of the United States of America), The Eagles, Talking Heads, Linkin Park, Older Metallica, Firesign Theater

Movies:

Samurai Champloo, Twelve Kingdoms, Flame of Recca, Silent Mobius, BERSERK, Blue Gender, Requiem from the Darkness, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Monty Python, Samurai Fiction, Versus, Bio Zombie, Starship Troopers (So bad it's good)

Television:

Almost always accompamied with music... MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA Star Trek (any and all), Simpsons, Jeopardy

Books:

Book good... eat book good. Clive barker is always a good read... so is the guy who wrote Florida Roadkill.

Heroes:

Bruce 'Army of Darkness' Campbell... nuff said

My Blog

More Strange news

First Contact with a never before encountered brazilian tribe.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24880941/?GT1=43001 Patches found linked to US Military Black OPShttp://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/03/31/s...
Posted by Space Monkey on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:46:00 PST

Memorium

May the wings of the crow take her to her destination, Let nothing stand in her way,Let no fears make her stay,The time has come for her to pass,The final drop from the glass, Mother, daughter, sister...
Posted by Space Monkey on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST

Are we seriously going to take this?

With every day our civil rights are being stolen from us. Now, more importantly than ever, we are in need of people to stand up for that which they hold dear. When we thought it couldn't get any worse...
Posted by Space Monkey on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:01:00 PST

Drugs

A few months ago, the FDA decided to do a study on people and their bad memories. People who have had traumatic events in their lives and have not been able to move on. After the basics of their study...
Posted by Space Monkey on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

Undenyable Truth

The Cold War 1947 to 1985In 1945, WWII had left its final mark on the world population. The US population sky rocketed and reached numbers it had never seen before, let alone imagined. It was in this ...
Posted by Space Monkey on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:37:00 PST

Cry me a fucking river

Go ahead and take a good look around you... what do you see? People who cannot seem to be able to "take life." Understandable, life can be difficult, but for fucks sake... get over it. Ever since the ...
Posted by Space Monkey on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:23:00 PST

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

The way I see it... the world is heading for a very disasterous phase of being. The United States (praise the lord and pass the ammunition) has been focusing their sights on something everyone has hea...
Posted by Space Monkey on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:08:00 PST

Things that make you go "awwww"

Around 7am 10/07/06 under the full blood moon, my friends became the proud parents of a beautiful baby girl. Her name is Ellisandra, which was the content of much debate between them if it should have...
Posted by Space Monkey on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

Land of the Jolly Green Giant

Well this is it... the end of all times as we know it. Everyone had an incling it was coming, but people were too afraid to speak of it. The mere thought of it brings chills to peoples spines and make...
Posted by Space Monkey on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:31:00 PST

Doom Doom Doom

I'm looking for very odd news... for instance, the exploding toads in Germany, UFO caught on camera over downtown St. Paul One and Two sources, or even the Nazi Pope (which has been deleted ...
Posted by Space Monkey on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:37:00 PST