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Lee Muthafuckin' Tone

Insincerity and inefficiency make my toes curl

About Me

I think it's hard to desribe yourself. You either sound pretentious or boring depending on which end of the spectrum you decide to put yourself out there. So instead of trying to describe myself I decided to list things that trually make life interesting for me. Things that I love. (Que Julie Andrews "These are a few of my favorite things"):The way certain perfumes remind me of certain women.The feeling of coming from behind to win. (Because no victory is as sweet as the impossible one.)Checking off places Ive always wanted to go. (Bell Buckle, Tenn., Check!)Song lyrics that seem so perfect theyre proof of a higher power.The Buffalo Bills, Boston Red Sox, and Cincinnati Reds.A truly clever T-shirt.The look of a classic GTO.Whiskey. (Good or bad. American, Canadian, Scottish, Zimbabwean. Sipping on a glass of whiskey/rocks on my front porch right before the sun sets feels pretty good and if heaven has a bar I know it will have an extensive collection of whiskeys.)The schedule in Spain. (8 a.m.-2 p.m. work. 2 p.m.-4 p.m. big lunch. 4 p.m.-5 p.m. nap. 5 p.m.-8 p.m. work. 8 p.m.-late party.)Rockwell paintings.Pink Floyd.Pecan Pie.Baseball.Sleeping in late.Other peoples' kids. (Im sure Ill make a great dad someday, but for now I love being an uncle.)Seafood.A perfectly cooked steak.Any city with a subway.The weather in LA.Kevin Smith movies.Maxim, Stuff, Esquire, Details, GQ, Sports Illustrated and ESPN the Magazine.Sportscenter.Baseball Tonight.The baseball playoffs. (The best moments in sports happen in October.)Women who love baseball.My family.Pizza with ranch.Chicken wings with bleu cheese.Crab legs.Hot dogs at Costco.Slurpees.Baja Fresh.Chicken soft tacos at Del Taco.In n Out.Transformers, GoBots, Thundercats, Mask, GI Joe, He-Man and Duck Tales (Woo-oo).The temperature on summer nights in Vegas.Grilled cheese and tomato soup.My dad's Caesar salad.Spanish wine and Spanish women.Traveling by train. (The only thing I liked about France was the view out the window of the TGV.)Oscar Wilde quotes.Dirty bars. (My favorite place in the world was destroyed when Paula Deen decided she needed a gift shop).G-Unit Wednesdays.Waking up to a beautiful girl on a rainy Sunday.Spanish olives stuffed with anchovies. (Sounds disgusting, I know, but theyre great.)Halloween with Chris Cortney. (Nobody gets more excited about October 31st than Chris does. And his costumes are always hilarious.)Prime numbers.Watching the sun set while on a boat.CJ-7s with big ass tires.Simple answers to complex questions.Christmas morning.New Years eve in Vegas. (There's no place like home. There's no place like home.)Beirut. (The drinking game, not the city.)"Give me paper and pen/ so I can write about my life of sin./ Couple bottles of gin/ case I dont get in."Sugar Free Red Bull.An Absinthe buzz.And plenty of other things that some people will agree with and some people wont. But thats OK because thats what makes me, me.
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I'd like to meet:

Dave Chapelle, Hugh Hefner, Larry Flint, Sir Richard Branson, Jann Wenner, Felix Dennis, Kevin Smith, Robin Williams, Chuck Palahniuk, James Ellroy.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, True Romance (Director’s Cut), Scarface, Empire Records, Life is Beautiful (Funny as hell), Four Weddings and a Funeral, Love Actually (Best movie I’ve seen in a while), Things to do in Denver When Youre Dead, Braveheart, Gladiator, Usual Suspects, Raising Arizona, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Peter Pan (Disney), Garden State, Layer Cake, And many, many more.

Television:

West Wing, Rescue Me, Entourage, Greys Anatomy, Real World, Friends, LOST, Baseball Tonight.

Books:

Anything James Elroy or Pat Conroy