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lord jake

what the hell is a dinner fuck

About Me

hey, tis jakes friend damon, just changing Ze password for him and setting a few things up but he shall be back in no time ^_^ and his profile will contain many awsome things like explosions and things! and possibly *gasp* a new freaking picture lmao... but yeah, im istill not sure who fucked with his myspace but who the fuck cares lol but yeah im typing in his space... thats like grabbing his package so yeah im gunna set the few things left straight and me and jake will restore order in the myspace land soon! sayonara!
Why thank you Damon! I owe the entire Myspace to you!! You are the one who saved myspace from the deep bowles of hyell (my anus) =P Thank you for saving mymyspace *bow*
Well about me... I am a very chill kinda guy, I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks. uhhh... I will do just about anything (ask any of my friends) some will say i'm crasy but they dont know know that the voices tell me everything about EVERYONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! Yes I do smoke, and sometimes drink. I love to party with my friends, espically my boys Joe, Zak, and JJ.
Why am I wearing a pink glove right now??

Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet everyone from everydifferent culture and race. That way I would have some knowledge about everything! Just imagine the conversations at partys w00t!!

Music:

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.. width="425" height="350" .. Hooray! This Is Halloween by Marilyn Manson!!!!!
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Tool
As I Lay Dying
Infected Mushroom
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The Agony Scene
Cradle Of Filth
Dir En Grey
Marilyn Manson
Disturbed
Coheed And Cambria
Celldweller
Dragon Force
Metallica
Ozzy
Iron Maiden
Lords Of Acid
ICP
Slipknot
System Of A Down
Flogging Molly
Gwar
Lacuna Coil
Lullacry
Kitty
Smashmouth
Korn
Evanessence
My Chemical Romance
Bullet For My Valentine
Bob Marley
James Brown
Sublime
Stephen Lynch
Black Eyed Peas

Television:

I don't watch much T.V. any more but I still try to keep the faith to all of the anime I watch. It's still realy hard to even do that with me having no internet connection for a great while.

Books:


This has to be my favorite book that i've read in a while. yup yup!!

Heroes:

Jamie Thomas my skateboarding hero since like, uhhhhhh.... FOREVER!!!!!

Kurt Cobain cuz he's just the shit. R.I.P.

My Blog

We need not worry what the world will come to.

 98% of teens say I love you but only 2% mean it... If you are part of that 2% repost this and they will know you mean it. ...
Posted by lord jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oodles and oodles of fun!

( ) I have a cell phone.( ) I am an only child.( ) I love cold weather.( ) I have shot a gun before.( ) I can not live without music.( ) I have no tolerance for ignorant people.( ) I have ridden on a ...
Posted by lord jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poo

THIS IS THE RATING GAME! NOW THAT YOUVE OPENED UP THIS POST, YOU HAVE TO RATE THE PERSON WHO POSTED IT ON A 1 TO 10 SCALE! 1 BEING THE WORST, 10 BEING THE BEST. HAVE FUN WITH IT, AND REPOST THIS SO YO...
Posted by lord jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do You Want A Free Kitten? If So Look inside!!

Oopse sorry no free kittens in here, but look at this other shpiffy stuff!   Fill this fucker out and stuff   1. Are we friends?2. How did we meet? 3. How long have we known eachother?4. Wou...
Posted by lord jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST