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About Me

I work as the overnight traffic reporter on WGN Radio in Chicago. In addition to being on with Steve & Johnnie for coming up on nine years now, I've also had the honor of working with hosts such as Nick Digilio, Garry Lee Wright, Mike Nowak, Brian Noonan, Katherine Lake, Mary Pat LaRue and more. I love my job. In addition to being on-air, I also substitute teach Jr High in several schools throughout Chicago's southwest suburbs. Oh and I like the Sox. If you have to ask "which Sox?" then forget it.Oh lemme answer some commonly asked questions:1) No I do not wear colored contacts. 2) Conrad Bain's middle name is Stafford. 3) Yes, I have no bananas. 4) Yes, you probably did see me on TV. 4a) No, I did not like wearing makeup for TV. 5) And finally, yes, my bologna has a first name. It's Raul.

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My Interests

Any cheese-flavored product that's spelled with a "z"

I'd like to meet:

The people who leave the "Open" sign illuminated in their CLEARLY closed business. I want to find out what the heck their motivation is for that!!!

Music:

More or less I like everything except hard-core rap and opera.

Movies:

Idiocracy, Planes Trains & Automobiles, The original three Muppet Movies, the original three Star Wars movies, The Butterfly Effect, Sliding Doors, Screams I and II, Stuart Saves His Family, Young Sherlock Holmes

Television:

Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Forensic Files, Cops, The Drew Carey Show (before Christa Miller left), King of Queens, The Muppet Show

Books:

Any of the Harry Potter books (even Chamber of Secrets, which is the weak link)

Heroes:

Jim Henson

My Blog

Notes on 2008

I've noticed that most people make New Year's resolutions which are positive: "I will lose weight!" or "I will make more money!" or "I will spend more time with my family"! Is it common for a person t...
Posted by Ted on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:06:00 PST

Stupid MySpace

Stupid MySpace. So I'm sitting like a good lil boy at work and someone e-mails me a link to my ex-fiancee's page. I never knew she even had one. Anyway, for those of you who may be new to Tedland, I u...
Posted by Ted on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

Reflections From The 13th Floor

OK so yeah, I'm gonna try a blog thing. I'm stuck at work until 9am yet again, and have some time to kill. How many Polish guys does it take to report traffic when there's no traffic to report? I'll t...
Posted by Ted on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST