I'm a nerd
I'm a homebody
I am the mother of 2 gorgeous cats. Call me whatever you want, they bring me a kind of joy that none of you could ever!
There's nothing you can possibly say or do that will offend me. You are a figment of my cyber-imagination, therefore your hate mail is nothing more than free entertainment.
I love makeup and playing with faces.
I have a pretty off sense of humor, you just won't know it until you know me.
I swear a lot
I ♥ bathroom humor
I should have become an actress, I play an excellent "classy lady" in public
