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The Dizzard of Smizzard

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About Me

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My Interests

The career of Lance Hendrickson and the destruction of those who oppose me.

I'd like to meet:

All my friends in a karaoke room in heaven, every song at our fingertips.

Music:

Genesis, Soft Machine, Faith No More, Glenn Branca, Keiji Haino, King Crimson, John Fahey, Smog, Roky Erickson, Mayo Thompson, Warren Zevon, Dino Jr., Oneida, Peter Gabriel, Townes Van Zandt, Elephant Micah, Eno, Fripp, Fripp & Eno, Cluster, Cluster & Eno, David Byrne, Byrne & Eno, Bedhead, Leonard Cohen, Lau Nau, Windy & Carl, Faust, The Pretty Things, MC5, Stooges, Rapeman, Can, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Neil Diamond, Magical Power M.A.K.O., Lightning Bolt, Beyonce, R. Kelly - "Trapped in the Closet", Animal Collective, Lee & Nancy, Zombies

Movies:

Gummo, City of the Lost Children, Zoolander, Lebowski, Dr. Strangelove, Dead Ringers, It Came from Within, The Last House on the Left, Sin City, Brick, The Forbidden Zone, Full Metal Yakuza, Visitor Q, Tokyo Drifter, Dead Man, Cabin Fever, Man Bites Dog, Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, Straw Dogs, Trekkies, Wycked Septyre Party Tape, Predator 2, Class of 1984, Repo Man

Television:

The Wire (Dickensian!), Mr. Show, Home Movies, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Reno 911, The Daily Show, Iron Chef, La Balloon Sportif, Puppetose, Deadwood, Kids in the Hall, Chic-A-Go-Go, Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers, The Mr. Peppermint Show, and the late great Freaks and Geeks and Arrested Development. Britney Spears: Fall from Grace. NBA Action. The Soup.

Books:

Breakfast of Champions, Skinny Legs and All, Sedaris, Lullaby, Portnoy's Complaint, No Exit, 100 Year of Solitude, Lester Bangs, Harry Potter, Helter Skelter, The Rum Diaries, Ursula K. Le Guin, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Book of Laughter and Forgeting, The Actual, The Preacher series of graphic novels, Master and Margarita, Back of Clorox toilet bowl cleaner (only while sitting)

Heroes:

All my heroes are dead...

My Blog

Sidewalks are for pussies

Pretty righteous weekend over here in Chicago.  Two Eyez decided to find himself by attending a David Lynch weekend in Fairfield Iowa, which was really an attempt to bring more people into the cu...
Posted by The Dizzard of Smizzard on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:51:00 PST

Dolo-oke

So, My final day in Dallas was pretty sweet on a certain level.  I borrowed my mom's boyfriend's car and drove to the record store owned by the dude from Tripping Daisy and talked at length with ...
Posted by The Dizzard of Smizzard on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:55:00 PST

Slow ride just around the river bend

Drove my boss to the airport this morning.  boss is a pretty sweet dude.  his wife hands me a receipt of some film she just bought along with a coupon and asks me to aquire the rebate for he...
Posted by The Dizzard of Smizzard on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:11:00 PST

Wilma is a cunt

I've decided to start a blog for the specifice purpose of not having to tell a story more than once, but more specifically, not having to tell the story of how i survived hurricane Wilma.  No har...
Posted by The Dizzard of Smizzard on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:14:00 PST