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wood

i can drink soup like no other

About Me

i can play your kazoo, im a self-centered, i'm always right, i'm not a very nice person, and i love beer
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My Interests

stuff

I'd like to meet:

people just like me

Music:

punk

Movies:

every movie ever made

Television:

Cartoon network, comedy central, history channel, hgtv, food channel, simpsons, spungebob, Most Extream Elimination. Sea lab 2021, family guy, aqua teen hunger force.

Books:

Whats a book?

Heroes:

Heuw Heffner, Ben Franklin, Al Bundy

My Blog

I’m a man of the cloth now

    Yep, i have now been ordained. I can marry people, certificates of love, baby naming, and funeralsso if you wanna get married, quazi married,  need to leagally name your kid, o...
Posted by wood on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:21:00 PST

working

wtf?! damn were did my life go? one min everything is going fine, next i have 3 jobs, im loosing weight(and not in a healthy way), my immune system is shot, my skin is whiter than ever, ive been order...
Posted by wood on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST

Club sandwich

I wonder how the club sandwich came to be. Was there really a group of guys sitting around saying "i like my sandwiches with tree slices of bread," "i do to, we should start a club." "O.k., how do you...
Posted by wood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Botz

..> Botz ok, i'm getting sick of this shit. everyday i get like 5 riend requests from botz. I dont wanna be your fuckin friend, i dont wanna chat with your non-existing ass. leave me the fuck alon...
Posted by wood on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST

the poogas challange

i dare anyone to eat nothin but corn for a week, than take a shit, take a pic of it, and post it on my comments.
Posted by wood on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:05:00 PST

i fuckin hate school

ok, for anyone who knows me, knows that i've been in college longer that Van Wilder. well, CSUDH has done me in the poop shoot yet again. all i had to do this semester was pass my GWE exit exam, ...
Posted by wood on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:14:00 PST

just to let my friends know

just to let you guys know. i dont come on myspace that much so if i dont get right back to you im sorry. call me if you need to get a hold of me
Posted by wood on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:19:00 PST

living every single day

i had an apiphany today(i hope thats how you spell it) i realized that most of us never really let ourselves be truly happy. we always cloud up our own minds with guilt, pride, depression, regrea...
Posted by wood on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:41:00 PST

MY FORMAL TWO WEEKS WITH MY LIFESTYLE!

I've dicided to hang up my reins and retire from party throwing. i'm moving out of my house in a few weeks and i think my liver has had enough damage. i guess i needed to see for my self what kind of ...
Posted by wood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've got pictures of dead babies!

You are a sick human being if you clicked on this blog. you should be ashamed of you selves. honestly, i maybe a sick bastered but i wont brodcast pics of dead babies. ....but i do suport canabelizm. ...
Posted by wood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST