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Killer Wingfield

When life gives you A.I.D.S make LEMONAIDS!

About Me

I'm leading a double-life. A simple, honest massage therapist by day... by night a dynamic czar of the underworld! I go to gambling casinos, I spin away fortunes at the roulette table! I wear a patch over one eye and a false mustache, sometimes I put on green whiskers. On those occasions they call me - El Diablo! :o

My Interests

Stuff, things, tickle fights.

I'd like to meet:

duh... ninjas

Music:

yes

Movies:

Amelie, Best in Show, But I'm a Cheerleader, Chicago, Closer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Igby Goes Down, Love and Other Catastrophes, Melvin Goes to Dinner, A Mighty Wind, Miranda, Pulp Fiction, Secretary, Seven, Snatch, Tipping the Velvet, The Virgin Suicides, The Wedding Singer, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrells, Volver

Television:

MST3K and American Gladiators are pretty much the best shows ever made in my opinion.

Books:

1984, Cunt, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Einstein's Dreams, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Jurassic Park, Leash, Prey, Stiff, Wisdom Sits in Places. I also like essay collections a lot. And plays. Like... The Jilting of Granny Weatherall & The Glass Menagerie.

Heroes:

ninjas

My Blog

Ow, my gut

Recipe for last night: 5 adults high on beer and jousting5 authentic medieval plastic swords/axes1 hyundai accent complete with getaway drivera few dozen unsuspecting pedestrians a smattering of asian...
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:43:00 PST

god's gift

This morning I work up and found Samantha asleep under the Christmas tree.  I think this might be a throwback to her days as a street youth.  Or maybe she's really attached to the Mexican bl...
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:00:00 PST

Apparently nog gives me gas

    Last night Marlene and I decorated the Xmas tree I bought from Krystal's mom last year.  We went to Michaels to buy all the lights and bulbs and whatnot, and we decided on blue...
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:21:00 PST

Huffin'

Last night I decided to make a preedy preedy picture with all my old bottles of nail polish instead of just throwing them away.  It turned out pretty ugly, but oh well.  Seriously though, I ...
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:47:00 PST

Doh!

I just realized my fridge has been open for like at least a half-hour.  This would be the perfect situation for a time machine!  Goddamn Nevada Power
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Carpet burns for everyone.

I (and by "I" i mean my girlfriend) finally hung some curtains in my livingroom!  Who wants to come over and get nekkid?  I made scones.
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gay Day

So I went to a frickin gay pride festival finally! ALL the little baby gays were out. SoOoO CUTE!!!! *sigh* Like little wet-nosed puppies! I didn't realize I actually know that many gay people. oOoOr ...
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ode to insomnia

You Fucking SUCK. Especially when I have to work very early the next day {bongos} Your suckiness is amplified by the snoring of others {bongos} You are ...
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Never again," she swore.... then did it again.

ANOTHER SURVEY!!!1. Do you wish on stars?Eyelashes and fountains.2. Were you named after anyone?Not that I know of3. Have you ever lit anything on fire on purpose?Just people.  Nothing valuable&n...
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm thankful.

For -The crackle -The heat -Not needing to speak -Tossing my armour in the closet -The ebb -The flow -The undertow -Goofy morning faces -Cheering each other up -Sleeping in a stack -Fuckin...
Posted by Killer Wingfield on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST