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Darian

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm from Southern California, but now I live in Las Vegas. In 1988 I was featured on Star Search. I was also a member of Menudo, but was replaced by Ricky Martin. I'm one hell of a dancer... Imagine a cross between Michael Jackson, MC Hammer, and Bozo the clown and thats how I is known to get down. My favorite beer is Guiness and my least favorite beer is Coors Light(yellow water). I write checks in crayon. I was sentenced to 30 years on alcatraz island in 1990. In 1995 I was released early when I figured out it was a tourist attraction. I was the first Puerto Rican in space. So much to tell and so little time to tell it in.

My Interests

Hitting bars with friends. Going to the clubs if the lines aren't to long.

I'd like to meet:

TRANSFORMER PORNO MOVIE. EXCLUSIVE!!THIS IS GUNTHER THE SWEDISH POP STAR! THE NEW KING OF POP. LOL

Music:

I like most music, except country. Not that country is bad. I just can't look cool doing the crip walk to Garth Brooks.

Movies:

I love horror films, comedies, action movies, sci-fi, and even chick flicks when I have to. I guess I like movies. Keep the chick flick thing on the DL.

Television:

I like to watch animals mate on the Discovery Channel. Also COPS gives me a good laugh.

Books:

I like books with lots of pictures.

Heroes:

Michael Jackson...Before Pepsi burned him up. After that he was never the same again :(.

My Blog

Great Names for Porno Movies

Yeah I'm so damn bored. I live in Las Vegas and I'm old enough to drink and gamble. Yes I'm still bored. So I been thinking of great Porno movie names. I'm not some sick pervert just a bored SOB. 1. Y...
Posted by Darian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST