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twist

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

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My Interests

Live music, Recorded music, records, singing in the shower, whistling off key, going out side, throwing frisbees at baskets, saving lives, Captain's wafers, wet naps, smashing imperialism, your mom, doing that thing we do, reading, throwing things indoors, varnishing, pretending I can golf, hunting mushrooms, happy laterns, getting tattooed, bar games, going to the dump with Parker. Ah Good times, good times. "YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I'M A TURTLE!

I'd like to meet:

TURTLES
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Music:

Kings of Convenience, Say Hi to Your Mom,Ben Harper, Jane's Addiction, 311, Modest Mouse, Pixies Sublime, Yo La Tengo, Cracker, G. Love, Morcheeba, Radiohead, Fishbone, Calexico,TV on the Radio, Constantines, Weezer, Blind Melon, Bob Marley, Dave Matthews, Morphine, Phish, Belle & Sebastian, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants,Ween, Wilco, The Shins, Telib Kweli, Maktub, Snow Patrol, Iron & Wine, The Postal Service, Matchbook Romance, The Mooney Suzuki, Eels, Incubus,Blond Redhead, Arcade Fire, OK Go Primus, Beatles, Rage Against the Machine, Beck, Camper Van Beethoven, Southern Culture On The Skidz, Elliot Smith, Tribe Called Quest, Soul Coughing, Stone Temple Pilots, Tom Waits, Ekoostik hookah, Zero 7, Gorillaz, God Speed You Black Emperor, Sleater Kinney, Dressy Bessy, My Morning Jacket, Spearhead, Death Cab For Cutie, Johnny Cash, Counting Crows, Smashing Pumpkins, John Spencer's Blues Explosion, Macha, Soulive, The Strokes, Nick Drake, Portishead, Greatful Dead, Outkast, Niel Young, Frank Zappa, Yes, EFO, CYHASY

Movies:

WES ANDERSON, CHARLIE KAUFMAN, THE COHEN BROS., MARTIAL ARTS, COMIC BOOK, B MOVIES, ANIME, AND CHEESY TEEN MOVIES... The Jerk is the best movie of all time but lately I've been obsessed with Life Aquatic.

Television:

KILL YOUR TV !!!

Books:

TOM ROBBINS, STEPHEN KING, GEORGE R.R. MARTIN, ROBERT JORDAN, MOLLY IVANS, HOWARD ZINN, E.A. POE, NIEL GAIMAN What Sandman Character Are You?
You Are: Death of the EndlessYou are Death, the second oldest of the Endless, the seven great incarnations.She is, in outward appearance, a goth with wild unkempt hair and slightly punkish clothes. But she is far beyond that mere description. Her function is much like the "Reaper," to collect the souls of mortals as they die.She is perky, optimistic, and bright, but she also has a serious side, which shows when she is angry or upset. She can become quite frustrated with her brother, when he is being singularly foolish.People fear her because of what she is, and this can get her down sometimes. But they also love her, without ever truly knowing why.
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Heroes:

Satchel Pooch Get Fuzzy Who are you?
SatchelYou are Satchel!! You are sweet, kind and loving dog. You are the middle line in the apartment that keeps things flowing smoothly. You often find your self being dragged in to the fight when you really have no idea what is going on or why. You may not be the smartest one in the group but you are still loved by all.
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My Blog

WANKER!

Ought 7 is drawing to a close and every wanker with a music blog has compiled a list of the best albums of the year. Reading through their choices reaffirms my opinion that they don't know what the he...
Posted by twist on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:45:00 PST

BItch

I know all of you who obsess over my page have noticed the recent trend going on in my comment section. If you haven't, every one seems to feel the need to endearingly call me a bitch. You all probabl...
Posted by twist on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:36:00 PST

idiot

Some of my friends may disagree but I like to think of myself a resonably intellegent person, so why can't I remember a little thing like turning off my headlights. I had to walk to work in the rain.&...
Posted by twist on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:47:00 PST