- DVDs
- Spider-Man
- The 80's
- Records
- Coffee
- Wine
- Sarcasm
- Metal
- Legos
- Baseball
- The Phillies
- Books
- History
- Procrastinating
- Zombies
- Other countries: Ireland, Japan, Australia
- Hawaiian/Surfer things
- Sunglasses
- Rocking Out
A muppet. Drew Bledsoe. People who love Haro. A good cook. The King of Rock. Ron Perlman. Someone with the last name Mousekewitz. People who own more DVDs than me. The remaining members of Run D.M.C. That kid I played soccer with in 2nd grade; Johann, I think, he ruled. People with nicknames like "Oil Can" and "Chuckles". Somebody with a pirate ship. Surfers, or at least people who look like surfers. Someone who always has a pez dispenser with them. Somebody with the title Dr. in their name, but doesn't actually have a doctorate. Supervillains. An intelligent malamute. Huey Lewis and possibly The News. Someone who owns a DeLorean, although it doesn't have to be able to travel through time. The Milk Thing. John Cleese, or at least someone who can imitate him very well. People who prefer the blue M&Ms. Leon Phelps. People who hated The Clone Saga. Tag-team wrestlers. David Hyde Pierce. People stuck in the 1950's. People who drink Sobe, and possibly those who save those weird Sobe bottlecaps. People who whistle a lot. Dr. Emmett Brown. Phillies fans. Anybody with the middle name "Hellion". Daily Bugle employees. The Reverend Horton Heat. People named after states or countries. Anybody who can drink a gallon of milk in an hour or less. People who voted John McCain in '04, or at least really wanted to. Whoever came up with the word "assclown". Legend killers. People who enjoyed the movie Judge Dredd. Monkey trainers. People who are awesome at frisbee. People who don't think Family Guy is the greatest thing ever - it's a show that used to be hilarious, but now it's simply amusing because all it does is reference pop culture. Guntar players. People who are good at Travian. Second basemen who go by "Chase". Green tiger barbs. 1986 Vipers. Mr. Kennedy. Max Brooks. Other people who got braces after the age of 21.
Oh, and people who love The Book Thing .
And no more fuckin' bands. If I think you rock, I'll let ya know, okay cuddles?
- Alter Bridge
- Billy Idol
- Björk
- Brian Setzer Orchestra
- Chris Isaak
- Coal Chamber
- The Cranberries
- The Cure
- Daft Punk
- Dark New Day
- Dave Matthews Bands
- David Bowie
- The Deftones
- Depeche Mode
- Disturbed (Yes, despite the monkey noises.)
- Drain S.T.H.
- Faithless
- Fear Factory
- Fozzy
- From Zero
- Full Devil Jacket
- HammerFall
- H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty)
- Huey Lewis & The News
- Information Society
- Junior Brown
- Killswitch Engage
- Madonna
- Matt Dusk
- Metallica (Up until St. Anger, anyway.)
- Mighty Mighty Bosstones
- Megadeth
- The Offspring
- P.J. Harvey
- Pantera
- Paul Oakenfold
- Phil Collins
- Powerman 5000
- Pressure 4-5
- Professional Murder Music
- R.E.M.
- Rammstein
- Reverend Horton Heat
- Rob Zombie
- RZA
- Santana
- Seal
- Sevendust
- Sinisstar
- Smashmouth
- The Smiths
- Soil
- Soundgarden
- Tears for Fears
- The Toasters
- Tony Bennett
- Type O Negative
- U2
- VAST
- 12 Monkeys
- The 13th Warrior
- 300
- Army of Darkness
- As Good As It Gets
- Back to the Future
- Barton Fink
- Bat*21
- Batman Begins
- Batman Forever
- The Beast (1987)
- The Big Lebowski
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Blade
- Casino
- Clerks II
- Con Air
- Cool Hand Luke
- Cop Land
- Crimson Tide
- Dawn of the Dead (2004)
- The Door in the Floor
- Down Periscope
- Empire of the Sun
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Enemy at the Gates
- Happy Times (Xingfu Shiguang) (2000)
- Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- Judge Dredd (no, really)
- Junebug
- Kill Bill Volume 1
- Kill Bill Volume 2
- Kung Fu Hustle
- The Ladies' Man (Yes, really.)
- The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
- Little Miss Sunshine
- The Matrix Reloaded
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- The Postman (1997)
- Predator (1987)
- The Prestige
- Princess Mononoke
- Reservoir Dogs
- Return to Oz
- Robin Hood: Men in Tights
- Runaway Jury
- Rush Hour
- Sahara (1943)
- Saving Private Ryan
- The Seven-Year Itch
- Shaolin Soccer
- Sideways
- The Simpsons Movie
- Sin City
- Spider-Man 2
- Stalag 17
- Stranger Than Fiction
- Superman Returns
- The Squid and The Whale
- They Live
- The Thing (1982)
- A Thousand Clowns
- Toy Story 2
- Under Suspicion
- V for Vendetta
- Very Bad Things
- Zatôichi (2003)
- 08th MS Team
- Big O (showtime?)
- The Colbert Report
- FLCL
- Frasier
- How I Met Your Mother
- Jeopardy
- Justice League
- LOST
- Married… With Children
- Newsradio
- Northern Exposure
- The Office (U.S. Version)
- Rescue Me
- Simpsons
- The Sopranos
- Survivorman
- Venture Bros.
- The Wonder Years
- 50 in 50
- Base Instincts
- Call of the Wild
- Candide
- One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
- The Good Earth
- If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor
- Japanese Mythology
- The Old Man and The Sea
- On Writing by Stephen King
- The Rant Zone
- The Relic
- Spider-Man comics
- The Stainless Steel Rat
- Things Fall Apart
- Watchers
- World War Z
Nolan Ryan, James Brown, John McCain (although I'm not voting for him, he is a pretty amazing dude), Chris Jericho, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Murray, Tony Gwynn, Erik Larsen, Chase Utley, My Dad