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susan sassafrass

jesus christ and motherfuck, the things i do to push my luck

About Me

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tasha tudor TEXT="FF1493" LINK="9932CC" VLINK="FFB6C1" this is where i am happy
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Evan Dando live 7-30-05

I like to write. I like to write with cheap ball point pens that write so smoothly that you know its just too good to be true and you get ink all over your fingers....
I have hipatitus I like to redecorate things and rearrange my furniture.
I like to be outdoors...
I like bubbles. Hats. Old things. Vintage things. Sesame Street. History and going to the zoo.
I love my friends.
I admire the strength that is my mother.
I am deathly afraid of earwigs.
I loathe George W. Bush.
My pet peeve is poor grammar. Also, people who cannot grasp the concept of dressing appropriately for the given season, i.e, toeless or backless shoes in the fall and winter. Put the summer stuff away after Labor Day, tacky bitches! And bitches who wear heels and cannot walk properly in them. Try 'em out around the house first, ladies! Also, I loathe liars, hypocrites, and two-faced assholes. The worst thing you can do is lie to me. I like to have a wicked good fun time. I like to hang out with people who also like to have fun.
I have the greatest friends and family in the world. fuck with them, and you're fucking with me.
I can't stand people who have a hard time defining the line between shit that matters and shit that shouldn't. People get too stressed.
it's bad when deb says fuck off
There's nothing like a true, loyal friend.
fake bitches, please fuck off

If the last couple sentences reminded you of perhaps yourself, then, more than likely, you're a tool.
I love Asheville, NC
i love the marx brothers.........
Harpo Marx: *Whistles and honks horn* Honk Honk!* You never talk but communicate through your body
jestures. You hang around with Chico and make
the funniest face.
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I am in love with Greg Graffin
check out this site if you love grover, and hate elmo, as do i. http://www.zeroboutique.com/grover/
"If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault." - E Roosevelt
"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism" - Thomas Jefferson
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - E. Roosevelt
"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people." - E. Roosevelt
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My Interests


NOT MY PRESIDENT

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."-- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

idiot

I'd like to meet:

Harpo Marx, but this will never happen cuz he's dead. Other than that, Mr. Tim Burton.

Music:

lots o stuff - but above all else, there is.... ..
evan dando
and of course,
the lemonheads

evan & juliana
and, in not too particular of an order: sonic youth * velocity girl * juliana hatfield & her various bands
* mason jennings* ben kweller * regina spektor * the killers * jane's addiction * dinosaur jr * hot water music * depeche mode * the ramones * the beatles * the cure * blur * suede * teenage fanclub * interpol * beastie boys * the misfits * dave matthews * b-52's * the dead milkmen * pavement * morphine * H2O * weezer * coldplay * liz phair * jesus & mary chain * life of agony * stevie wonder * fugazi * spinanes * U2 * prince * matthew sweet * fear factory * queen * nofx * duran duran * social distortion * lush * von bondies * the queers * conflict * morrissey* the smiths * dropkick murphys * the temptations * blondie * face to face * the auteurs * avail * beck * urge overkill * luscious jackson * xtc * led zepplin * the descendants * sublime * the bronx * old chicago * jack johnson * david gray * yeah yeah yeahs * lenny kravitz * red hot chili peppers * the strokes * radiohead * uranium 235 * lovage * david bowie * pet shop boys * phil collins * the doors * led zepplin * citizen cope * and lately motley crue and some old GnR * all kinds of good shit and nothin that sucks
I LOVE Jack Johnson
BK and Ben Kweller

mason and citizen cope
but especially evan & jules

Movies:


Tim Burton is my god
the nightmare before christmas * edward scissorhands * pee wee's big adventure * sleepy hollow * ed wood * everything tim burton * every marx brothers film * the boondock saints * FARENHEIT 9/11 * the godfather trilogy * benny and joon * heavy * dude, where's my car? * old movies * the breakfast club * major league * the usual suspects * bridget jone's diary * everything al pacino has ever done, especially carlito's way * clerks * mall rats * dogma * office space * rock n roll high * fast times at ridgemont high * the outsiders * serendipity * big daddy * pauly shore is dead * the lost boys * flatliners * stand by me * natural born killers * seven * fight club * swingers * mona lisa smile * pieces of april * x-men * x-men 2 * la bamba * a clockwork orange * the rocky horror picture show * brain candy * the shining * anything with cary grant * bringing up baby * mr. blandings builds his dreamhouse * audrey hepburn * myrna loy * katherine hepburn * charlie chaplin * billy madison * super troopers * a love affair to remember * bad santa * spiderman * mmmm, vince vaughn, johnny depp, ashton kuchter *

The actor becomes an emotional athlete. The process is painful --my personal life suffers.--Alfredo James Pacino

Television:

i hate tv


You're Strawberry Shortcake!

Books:

the entire harry potter series, i hope they serve beer in hell, the five people you meet in heaven, johnny tremain, the gospel according to biff - christ's childhood pal, going coastal, demons and angels, davinci code, harpo speaks. edgar allen poe. various periodicals. biographies.

Heroes:


my mom & dad, Harpo Marx, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, FDR & Eleanor, Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters & Tim Burton
Ben Franklin

My Blog

my 30th birthday......

has been the BEST birthday ever.... more to follow. that is all for now.
Posted by daisy velour on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

my 30th birthday......

has been the BEST birthday ever.... more to follow. that is all for now.
Posted by daisy velour on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

my 30th birthday......

has been the BEST birthday ever.... more to follow. that is all for now.
Posted by daisy velour on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

i wish i were at the sonic youth show :(

sigh... i should so be at the sonic youth show tonight. but i chose to be responsible instead. i know i am going to regret this for a very long time. fuck.  ...
Posted by daisy velour on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:38:00 PST

mcdonald's - scum of the earth

we all know, or should know by now, how horrible and evil of a corporation mcdonald's is. i'm sure most of the intelligent world has either seen or heard about the documentary where the guy eats nothi...
Posted by daisy velour on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:21:00 PST

more things that piss me off

so the other day at work we were allowed to wear jeans if we wore purple. i know, kind of reminds you of high school or some other shit, right? but whatever, that's another blog i suppose.... anyway,...
Posted by daisy velour on Sat, 20 May 2006 07:40:00 PST

fuck the war and doing anything that supports it besides ending it

this is my response to doing anything in unison that "supports the troops" or "the war in iraq" or "god" or anything that has anything to do with those things, in any combination.... especially if it'...
Posted by daisy velour on Thu, 11 May 2006 05:08:00 PST

it got worse and it only took a couple of hours

wow... well, i was showing a friend the bonjourney site. because you have to see this type of thing yourself to truly appreciate it, right? guess what boys and girls.... within mere hours, they have ...
Posted by daisy velour on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:00:00 PST

the pittsburgh music scene

can you guys believe this actually fucking exists???? i picked up one of those free local pittsburgh magazines over the weekend. there was a full page ad for these clowns. they claim to be the ...
Posted by daisy velour on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:32:00 PST

Deanna's wisdom

I am reposting Deann's bulletin to preserve it for all prosperity sake. this woman speaks wisdoms that should be observed and followed....   For the love of God and all things small and holy, ST...
Posted by daisy velour on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST