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I smoke, drink and curse way too damn much, but hey I have fun doing it so why stop? I can't stand motherfuckers who judge others. You breathe the same motherfucking air everyone else does...just cuz you have a better job, better looks, better education doesn't make you better than anyone else. In fact you probably have no personality and suck in bed. Don't get me started on politics. Our government is evil...end of discussion! For those desperate fellas...unsolicited pics of your cock don't impress me...so fuck off.Now for the good stuff. I'm extremely loyal to my friends. I love music...anything from Pantera to 2pac to Led Zepplin to Marvin Gaye. I love thunderstorms. Listening to some music during a thunderstorm in bed with my man would be the perfect evening. I've never cheated and don't understand why people do. If the relationship isn't good anymore, move on and save both of you some pain.
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My Interests


You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


100%

Bondage


67%

Blind Folds


58%

Whips


50%

Chains/Handcuffs


33%

Blood


8%
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Lovers of Leland Chapman

Add to My Profile | More VideosThat motherfucker who was in front of me driving 20 miles an hour in a 50...in a dark alley. Metallica, Eminem, Matt Dillon. Damn too many to list. Oh and that bitch Bush. mmmmm....and that sexy motherfucker Wentworth Miller from prison break.

Music:

Way too many to list...

My Blog

Don't Shave your Ass Hair

Don't Shave That Hair!!!I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No...
Posted by me on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST

To all my friends

  So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list thei...
Posted by me on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:17:00 PST

Men are clueless asses

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a...
Posted by me on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 04:00:00 PST

50 things to do in an elevator

50 Things To Do In an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers thatthis is your "personal space...
Posted by me on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:51:00 PST

Top 10 Reasons to go to work naked

  "Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked" 10. No one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People ...
Posted by me on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:50:00 PST

A line between love and lust

Love is like looking into your eyes and seeing an endless reflectionLove is like the breath that exhales from our lipsThe animalistic thrusts both of us desireThe sound of our uncontrollable moans tha...
Posted by me on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:39:00 PST