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About Me

I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders.
I hope to be a reporter/journalist.
I grew up in a small town.
I lost the girl of my dreams because loving her was keeping me from fulfilling my destiny.
I am here to save humanity, but feel like I am only contributing to its destruction.
I look good in suits.
Drugs and alcohol and whores are my kryptonite.

My Interests

I pride myself on being intelligent and working hard to put myself in a position to make a positive change on this planet. I don't have a lot of sympathy for people that accept being ignorant or complain about life but refuse to do anything about it. I don't feel that everyone must be something special or unique. I just feel that I do.

I'd like to meet:

quite a lot of people. Chuck Klosterman, Dallas Green, All of Thrice, Steve Nash, The cast of Friends, Rachel Bilson, Jessica Alba after her marriage fails. The 2008 NBA Boston Celtics.

Music:

Currently Atmosphere, City and Colour, H2O, Shai Hulud. Emarosa's Relativity. Misery Signal's Controller... my god. i love it.

Movies:

P.S. I Love You, Disney movies, the Ocean's trilogy. Fool's Gold. Rock Star, ahhh Rock Star.

Television:

Friends. Design Star.

Books:

On God. god is not Great. The End of Faith. Ishmael. The End of America. Letters to a Christian Nation. The Twilight of American Culture. Dark Ages America. Beyond Civilization. Crisis of Islam--great book. Prince of Tides, Chuck Klosterman IV.

Heroes:

My Mom. My Dad. The Jazz. Thrice. Dallas Green. Chuck Klosterman

My Blog

Girls CAN play basketball

Today I write enlightened. Those who know me at all know I strongly despise women's professional basketball. I think it's terrible. Mediocre basketball trying to be marketed as the best of the best. I...
Posted by They Cannot Comprehend Me on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:20:00 PST

How Can You Be Sleeping!

Now that I have had sufficient time to really analyze my evening last night, I feel that I need to share my experience of the Thrice show with the world, for more reasons than the fact Thrice is simpl...
Posted by They Cannot Comprehend Me on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

This Will Hurt

This Will Hurt She stirs in sleep And twice attempts to Beg me back to bed. The penetrating draft Finds my toes. It numbs my skin, As the cold air won't let go. I bide ...
Posted by They Cannot Comprehend Me on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:28:00 PST

Father’s Day... free verse

Father's Day One day Father was missing; he'd had enough. left only the melted utensils and dirty needles he grew to love more than he loved us, Oh Father, the tra...
Posted by They Cannot Comprehend Me on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:27:00 PST

Romanticizing the Main...a Blank verse

Romanticizing the Main Forgive me men, for this is how we end. The windlass won't drop anchor where we're from. It was in us to prove our pride and worth. And leave our wives to sailors ke...
Posted by They Cannot Comprehend Me on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:24:00 PST

Ballad of an Empire

Hello, this is a ballad I had to write for class... if you haven't had the pleasure of learning what a ballad consists of, it's a lyrical poem with this format: A. B. C. B.A and C and 8 syllables long...
Posted by They Cannot Comprehend Me on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:22:00 PST