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the carl

blackcarl

About Me



My Interests

fighting cyclops. engineering viruses. volunteering to teach intercity nuns the fine art of break dancing. co-founder of "piels across america" and operations director of the south eastern PA chapter of united piels drinkers association against the development of cyclops (SEPACUPDAADOC). making fun of pussy bands like slayer. lager. lager. piels. lager.

Music:

tiffany, wu-tang clan, black dahlia murder.

lift the curse is the worst band ever

Movies:

are for sucks

Television:

english drama's on late night PBS featuring shrunken old women drinking tea.

margret : "who let those negro's into portsmouth?"

hyacinth: "fuckin 'el"

Books:

Bitch Set Me Up!!

An Autobiography by Marion Barry

Introduction by 2nd Grader Tyler Hughes

Heroes:

joey lawrence