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andrew k

About Me

ever-fearful of lampreys

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I'd like to meet:

someone who likes to scramble rubik's cubes

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My Blog

i went to italy

it was good.
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:58:00 GMT

ennui

i worked alone, open to close, on independence day. it was kind of boring. i kept a log to keep myself amused. here it is: 10:17 AM 7/4/2008 - center is open. worried about caffiene rations. four...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:08:00 GMT

exhuming chatsworth

the chatsworth conspiracy has faded out of public consciousness over the past few months, and with good reason. the case itself had simply grown stagnant. all roads were leading to a dead end, and wit...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:21:00 GMT

on hearting the who

most people may not know this about me, but i fucking love rocknroll. for serious.i love rocknroll soooo very much. it's the only thing i ever think about. people frequently say words to me and i pret...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:31:00 GMT

eat your heart out on a plastic tray

in angels and demons when kohler is describing the particle accelerator to robert langdon at CERN he says it’s eight kilometers in diameter and 27 km long, but 27 / pi ~= 8.594 which is a lot cl...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:36:00 GMT

a new twist on the gordian knot

here is, in alphabetical order, an abridged list of things i like:[0] art[1] artificial intelligence[2] beer[3] computer graphics[4] geometric puzzles[5] mary[6] new socks[7] pyrotechnics[8] rocknroll...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:51:00 GMT

i forgot to tell you

that i got a kitten!her name was "charolette" when i was given custody, but that was TOO LAME so i changed her named to "rocket launcher". you can just call her "roxy" if you want, or anything else fo...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:35:00 GMT

dammit!

i tried to edit a wikipedia page from work. i was going to change the page on broccoli to say that "broccoli comes from cows," but this IP address is blocked from editing by someone with the user...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

an homage to fromage

i like cheesecheese is goodcheese is neatcheese is foodi like to give credit where credit is due, so let it strike the record that i used orange drink's epic 1996 poem "meat" as a template.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 21:37:00 GMT

culinary perversions

if you've ever wanted to try a double-decker-dorito-omelette sandwich, don't bother. it's not worth it.maybe i was too hasty when i added the doritos before the eggs had set. soggy doritos are never g...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 19:05:00 GMT