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Ainsley

About Me

I am Ainsley, and I am special! I have a goldfish named Igor, and I am like that fish, because all fish have a protective layer of slime, only I call my protective layer "ugliness and unloveability(ness)" which is the same thing as being slimy. Jesus loves me but He does not really keep in touch. If I had to pick my fave Founding Father, it is def Ben "Jammin'" Franklin! He invented electricity so we could all be on myspace decades after he died, but according to the court system, no one has ever Founded my Father. He is probably a guy with red hair though. Alot of clown's has red hair too. One time a clown touched me in a Bible-Tell's-us-No! kind of way and now I am all confused
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the Burger King guy and the Quaker Oats guy, especially if they are fighting over me <3 And of course Richard Simmons: Before, I had a Supreme Court figure - no appeal! but after sweathing to the oldies with his fine self, I am more like a banana or a sunburn; a-peeling! Being freinds is a lot like french fries because its more fun when you share and also it can get greasy and make you fat

My Blog

Wacky Church Signs!

Ch_ _ ch. What's missing? U R!Give God whats right, not whats left!Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler!This Church is "prayer-conditioned!"1 cross + 3 nails =4givenFight truth decay, brush up on t...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Lice Ruins Everything!

So I was at the grocery store real late cuz I had to buy Rid and milk. I go their like, all the timeand its not no big deal and I NEVER see any cute guys!  Only this time, one was...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:44:00 GMT

My favorite books

My favorite book's are: the Bible. This a fun book to read, or quote, or swear on, or use to prop up you're night table leg when it gets broke. You can also use it for a drink coaster if you have to (...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 23:25:00 GMT

valentines day is coming up again!

Okay, so I have a crush on this guy in my Lit. class, let's just call him "Bug Eyes" in case he's reading this :0 So around last Valentines, I gave him a frog heart from the dead frog I had to dissect...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Why Clowns shouldn't scare me

When I use to be afraid of clowns and had gone to a circus it was scary for me!I got squirted in the face by a fake flower and the clown laughed at me and even though his makeup was smiling, he was ma...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:30:00 GMT