i enjoy long romantic paintball games, sensual quake 3 binges, bad spelling, extreme naps and howling at the moon. my hobbies are listing things, annoying conservatives, annoying liberals, acting like i care, taking "art" photos and cheering for both sides at a major sporting event. this usually annoys errbody.
i like to meet people who arent phony. plain and simple. if you are are the type of person that doesnt care about what a bunch of trendy ass wannabe goofballs think, then you truly kick ass. now. . .for the rest of you. . if you were offended by what i just said. . .then get the hell out so i can lock the door. cheetos anyone?
JUGGALO! need i say more? well ok. i listen to alot of stuff. rap rock, blues, east zanzabrrian polka. . . its all good. recently i just got really into old school rap like beastie boyz and all that. basically anything that kicks ass, ill listen to it.
i like thems moving pictures. . .here is a list of cool movies, off the top of my head that rock wikkid style. . . .like you care. el mariachi desperado once upon a time in mexico kill bill one and two true stories scotland pa the last samauri charlie and the chocolate factory, both versions saving private ryan anything with mel brooks meaning of life holy grail super troopers pulp fiction big money hustlas baah, the list goes on. pretty aclec. . . .akeleti. . . . .eccklekleticke. . .uhh, i like alot of diffrent stuff. . . .yeah.
"I LIKKKE THA TEEEEVEEEE!!!" - Josh needermayer, shortly after the television sucked the last of his brain cells out of his eyeballs.
books. . .ehh, i love those! the way they just look at you with thier little mouths, waiting for you to drop the food in the tank. . . . wait. . .BOOKS! hah hah, i thought this was about fish. . .i read like its going out of style. because it is. americans are getting stupider from tv. but that is another rant. i like good books, scifi, horror, pretty much anything. i like heinlein, stephen king, clive cussler and dean koontz. aww, i like other authors, but i am too fat and lazy to write them all doon.
Honestly i can say my heroes are Capitan Hawkeye Pierce from M*A*S*H, Glen Palmer, My dad, the Insane Clown Posse.