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richard

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am just your normal run of the mill chunky college student. I am usually the funny fat guy in the group and I’m ok with it. I am studying art and want to get my MFA (mighty fine artist) so i can be the first person in my family to get a degree. . . .Except for Uncle Ernie who recently passed his prison barbershop certificate. He plans on opening up his hair salon. .. In five to ten. Anyways, one thing i am really into is the photography thing and eventually (translation: when i get off my fat ass and do it) i will post some of my favorite photos i have done. I am not one of those "typical" art dudes. Ill be the first to admit that i am not an artist. I am not starving (duh) am not the brooding type, and plan not to die penniless and alone (unless i squander millions the week before i go . . . That would be fun). I want to start a career in photography or as a film maker. I have a couple working scripts in the works and am working with some friends on an independent movie called the tesseract. I am head honcho of special effects. This means i get to make things go "boom" woo hoo! I am the type of person that looks at the person before i look at their physical attributes. Friends that are not phony and are not out to get something are few and hard to come by. If you are looking for someone who’s down to talk or swap stories or jokes, or pretty much anything, hit me up. If not, then don’t. It’s all good.

My Interests

i enjoy long romantic paintball games, sensual quake 3 binges, bad spelling, extreme naps and howling at the moon. my hobbies are listing things, annoying conservatives, annoying liberals, acting like i care, taking "art" photos and cheering for both sides at a major sporting event. this usually annoys errbody.

I'd like to meet:

i like to meet people who arent phony. plain and simple. if you are are the type of person that doesnt care about what a bunch of trendy ass wannabe goofballs think, then you truly kick ass. now. . .for the rest of you. . if you were offended by what i just said. . .then get the hell out so i can lock the door. cheetos anyone?

Music:

JUGGALO! need i say more? well ok. i listen to alot of stuff. rap rock, blues, east zanzabrrian polka. . . its all good. recently i just got really into old school rap like beastie boyz and all that. basically anything that kicks ass, ill listen to it.

Movies:

i like thems moving pictures. . .here is a list of cool movies, off the top of my head that rock wikkid style. . . .like you care. el mariachi desperado once upon a time in mexico kill bill one and two true stories scotland pa the last samauri charlie and the chocolate factory, both versions saving private ryan anything with mel brooks meaning of life holy grail super troopers pulp fiction big money hustlas baah, the list goes on. pretty aclec. . . .akeleti. . . . .eccklekleticke. . .uhh, i like alot of diffrent stuff. . . .yeah.

Television:

"I LIKKKE THA TEEEEVEEEE!!!" - Josh needermayer, shortly after the television sucked the last of his brain cells out of his eyeballs.

Books:

books. . .ehh, i love those! the way they just look at you with thier little mouths, waiting for you to drop the food in the tank. . . . wait. . .BOOKS! hah hah, i thought this was about fish. . .i read like its going out of style. because it is. americans are getting stupider from tv. but that is another rant. i like good books, scifi, horror, pretty much anything. i like heinlein, stephen king, clive cussler and dean koontz. aww, i like other authors, but i am too fat and lazy to write them all doon.

Heroes:

Honestly i can say my heroes are Capitan Hawkeye Pierce from M*A*S*H, Glen Palmer, My dad, the Insane Clown Posse.

My Blog

great news.

well, shit, yall.   im off probation.   wh00t.
Posted by richard on Sat, 31 May 2008 05:03:00 PST

narrative.

here is something that i am working on. each canto will have a corresponding painting to illustrate the tale of samuel and the man in red. so the photos of the paintings correspond to what i...
Posted by richard on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:30:00 PST

in memory of a friend.

well, today i am in mourning. i am in the process of writing a eulogy, you see. i have had a close friend who has been in ill health for the past few months, and although it was something in the back ...
Posted by richard on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:46:00 PST

too much time on my hands

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Posted by richard on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:12:00 PST

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così qui sono a Austin! avere uno scoppio qui, ma mio lavoro non è esattamente il la cosa migliore. lo godo, ma relativo non dove desidero essere durante cinque anni. sto pensando seriamente al puting...
Posted by richard on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

zombies ate my bloggie-button, i swear. . . .

     Okay, so I haven't posted a bloggie-whatzit in almost a year . . . but I have a perfectly good reason for it . . . zombies. No, really. Zombies attacked South Texas and it was...
Posted by richard on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

gee frikkin wizz

so here i am at the college, working on a project due in the morning. note the time. anywhoo, i have all this college here all to myself, and nothing to do but my project. (or anyone to do with what i...
Posted by richard on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

its crap!!!

hello evreybody in bloggie-land (all 5 of you who read this anyway. . . i checked) i think i need to adress something that is just a little bit overdue.  what the heck is with those emails, bulle...
Posted by richard on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:01:00 PST

HEYYYYY FATASSSS! (part eight of a two part series)

whats up, yall! its here once again, my monthly fat pride newsletter! this month i will answer a fat guy email someone sent me and answer thier question. if not, ill just make fun of him. so heeere we...
Posted by richard on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 07:19:00 PST

hmmn

           well lookie here. . .a blog. what the hell is a "blog?" hermn. . . must be one of those trendy words borne out of the internet. just someth...
Posted by richard on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST