Christmassochistic |
It is that time of year again...already. We survive one disasterous Christmas and the next one is on us before we know it. Could we be more miserable? I think not. Christ...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:45:00 PST |
Is There Anybody Out There? |
"HELLO!" ...hello...hello...hello, is there anybody out there?"
I think Pink Floyd said it best.
What is it that makes total strangers want to read what you have written? I am told it is im...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST |
This is a True Story |
There are some things that come easy to me and some things that don't. Some of the things that "don't" are so trivial a moron could do them and still have time to watch tv. This story is b...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:25:00 PST |
Everyone has a Job |
Sometimes I think we may all be worrying for nothing. I know there are a lot of people who are currently unemployed, but I have discovered that everyone has a job. I am not currently worki...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST |
The book in my head |
I have a book in my head, a bestseller. I have been writing the chapters both in and out of order as the thoughts come to me. The chapters vary, but in some unfortunate way they are all fu...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:58:00 PST |
Brothers, Sisters, Sons, Daughters and Friends |
"Is Deleware a State?" That is what my son asked me when he called my cell phone today.
"Are you kidding me? It's a state. What do you thi...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:13:00 PST |
The World's Fascination with Boobs |
When I was about seven or eight, I wrote a special note to my mom...about bras. I can't really be sure how old I was when I wrote it. Even in my teen years I didn't really nee...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:33:00 PST |
Smoking Dope |
When I smoke pot I get lazy and stupid. I think most people probably do But not my husband. When he smokes pot it makes him smart. He is alre...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST |
Nutty (continued) part 2 |
I thought it would be fun if Nutty showed up in strange and amusing places. It was then that I decided he would become a watchkeeper for my daughter. Before long h...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:34:00 PST |
Nutty, the Handicapped Squirrel (Part 1) |
The day I met Nutty my life changed. He was a gift from a very generous student who brought Beanie Babies to school for everyone. What a Valentine's day it wa...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:52:00 PST |
