I would never.... |
I am now, probably for the first time in my life, closest to the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body - the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the significant...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:27:00 GMT |
Hmmmmm...... |
"Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter how close you follow the jumps: Continued on page whatever. No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sen...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:49:00 GMT |
Me,me,me...Yadda,yadda,yadda |
1. How old will you be on your next Birthday?
2. Where would you like to travel?
3. What’s your favorite place?
4. What’s your favorite food?
5. What’s your favor...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:07:00 GMT |
No more, no less. |
It has been said, and studied, that we have 5 ways of truly experiencing life.To see, touch, taste, smell, and hear. Not discounting the "6th sense" by any means...I'm just saying. That correlation be...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:37:00 GMT |
GENIOUS??????!!!!!! |
WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBSDolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appearslikely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing,says he didn't know until Tuesday that people ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:30:00 GMT |
Fun things to do at Walmart |
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Challeng...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:34:00 GMT |
Thoughts to ponder |
To realize the value of ONE YEARAsk a student who has failed his final exam.To realize the value of ONE MONTHAsk a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.To realize the value of ONE WEEKAsk an...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 21:54:00 GMT |
Sweet & Sour |
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Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:52:00 GMT |
pick-up line comebacks |
Not that I've heard any of these personally......
Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Y...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:15:00 GMT |
Sotally Tober |
Sotally Tober
Starkle starkle little twinkwho the heck you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheepI'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't k...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
