i seek out ephemeral beauty and ambient temperatures at least ten degrees hotter than the general public. i’m not afraid to apologize. i do it often and do it well. i don’t take pot but I’m the biggest beer snob i know. that being said, i will drink cheap tequila til the cows come home and i take my martinis dirty as hell. freddy’s has my heart and at least an hour of my time if i walk into it. i speak my own language that i affectionately refer to as tinglish. i’m often told i sound like the band camp girl from american pie. i respect many of the values of my redneck coworkers, mainly patriotism, loyalty, and an impressive work ethic. i’m too pragmatic to be a hippie, yet too much of a hippie to not be one. i'd like to give dungeons and dragons a chance. one should never interrupt me during a world cup soccer game. especially if italy is playing. i’ve got a soft spot for fabulous italian designers but frequently dress like shit. world peace sounds nice but if you mess with my sister, my mother, or my niece, i will put you in the grave. i’ve lived a lot of life in 26 years. few people can say they’ve slept in a snow cave on mt. hood, served their country in combat, been in an IMAX movie, met patrick swayze, sat ringside at a boxing match in vegas, lived in hawaii, been a write in on a ballot, ran a marathon, built houses in mexico, had the guts to take someone of the same gender to prom, danced in the rain on the top of a mountain, been the keynote speaker for more than 10,000 people, stood up for what they believed, folded 1,000 paper cranes for peace, or been asked to be a guest on the montell williams show. some day i am going to qualify for the boston marathon, make a cute fat baby, travel to greece, execute the perfect lap dance for my lover, and graduate college. in the meantime i will run amok and attempt to live each moment to the fullest.
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