After high school, I joined the TRIAD
organization. They put me to work really
quickly. I started as a drug smuggler (i.e.
cocaine, opium, and my favorite, hash), but was
promoted instantly to a hit man after taking a
bullet for my boss (I can't say his name because
he is now in the witness protection program.).
As a hit man I got to kill the coolest people.
But unfortunately, the FBI caught up to me.
Right now, I am in San Quiten for 220 counts of
man slaughter in the first degree. I pimp out my
cell mate (I am located in CB4 if you ever want
to write) to be able to go on the computer. Man,
those gaurds love him to death. I got to go now,
they only let me have 3 minutes a day on the
computer.
If you believe me, Texas A&M was such a great
learning institution, but if not, at least it was
a good story. Hooah!
Who I'd Like to Meet:
Helio Gracie, Royce Gracie, BJ Penn, Tito Ortiz, Matt Hughes, Fedor, Sakaraba, Mirko, Chris Farley (RIP), Adam Sandler, Will Farrell
