Thank you Brenda..sex is wonderful (if you can get it dammit) |
Aries (March 21-April 19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be ope...
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST |
I now know who would steal a 1999 Subaru.... |
My car was recovered today, and less then 24 hours later (yeay SFPD). Thats the good news...the bad news is some stanky, smelly, sweaty crack loving fuck was sleeping in my back seat amongst the...
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:58:00 PST |
Who would steal a 1999 Subaru Forester? Some random asshole.. |
Last night I got to experience the joys of auto theft. Mine. My freakin piece of shit car turned on some hoodlum who promptly stole it yesterday. In broad fucking daylight (5pmish), ...
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST |
WTF is wrong with me... |
Today I thought I would be a good citizen and donate blood. I have done this many times before ( I have a popular blood type and feel its my duty). I know its not safe to go there on an em...
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST |
Orgasm without tools... |
Oooooh boy I had an orgasm in the post office moments ago! My firefly series has finally arrived! Ok...yes..im a fucking geek, but...I am super happy about it and plan on watching it tomor...
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST |
Addendum to "im a farking idiot" |
As incredible as it may seem I recharged the battery on the ipod and it works just fine.
Thank you apple for making a durable quality product.
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:18:00 PST |
Im a farcking idiot |
Never ever think you lost something...like, oh I dont know lets say your brand new ipod, and find it. Later. In the dryer. After it went through the washer. Both complete cycles. It makes me wan...
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:34:00 PST |
I now know what a serial killer feels like.. |
Today I carried 7 pounds of dead animal to school. I had the humerus and femur of a cow wrapped up in three trash bags. Its for my zooarch. class we study animal remains, and this was a "g...
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST |
Surveys are better than homework |
Stolen from Sanguina
A is for age: 100
B is for beer of choice: I love Samuel Smith Porter, but who am I kidding I will drink anything.
C is for career right now: Career? Im a starving student.....
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:36:00 PST |
I never write anything positive in my blogs... |
I dont know what to say except that things in my life have come to a screeching halt. Emotionally I could care less what happens. I am unable to get happy or excited about anything. ...
Posted by Ah-lee-see-ah on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST |
